Ding!
Banned
you're beyond reforming, Vap. your mind is shredded, its the sanitorium for you
you're beyond reforming, Vap. your mind is shredded, its the sanitorium for you
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Fact is, boys, you were all real bastards to me and only one of you has apologized. I think you should do something to make up for it. There is still about 100 sq. ft. of brush to clean up to the west and about 80 sq. ft. of brush to clean up to the east along my north fence line. I also need a shed and one of my covered back porches demolished. I could use some help in this. The kid that was helping me couldn't take the heat so I've been out there doing this all by myself most of the summer. I'd like to get it done before the really cold weather sets in so I can get the builders in back there to do some repair work on the back of the house, rebuild the covered/enclosed patio, and build a covered picnic table on a pad thing. You can all camp out on the other enclosed and covered back patio or the covered front porch and I'll get someone to come cook for you so you'll be well fed. When it is all done, and before you all go back to your respective homes, I'll have a big party back there and invite a bunch of people. You'll have a good time and all will be forgiven. Ok?
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
I'm in your backyard right now as it happens
typing this on my iphone
you're right - the place is a tip
typing this on my iphone
you're right - the place is a tip
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Ok. Pay to fly me out there/give me gas/food money to drive there. I'll even bring along my brother to cook for us. He has a culinary arts degree.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Never said I wasn't a bastard to you, Eloisel, and you don't get an apology from me. Your hubris is your enemy as it always was. I will, however, say "you're welcome." Jack is fairly easy to manipulate and I was tired of the endless resets of the lady in the basement clogging up TK.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
What do you mean by the place is a tip?
I guess I should mention that I found dead possums back there Sunday. Looked like there was quite a fight. I thought at first it might have been a wolf or coyote that got them but after some other tell tale things, I now think it was a wild cat. I don't get the wild cats back there often. Since I'm clearing out the overgrowth, there are plenty of sharp tools around and I carry a hatchet with me always back there. If you're back there like you say, you might want to look in the shed in the southwest corner and get yourself a flashlight and one of the small hatchets. Be careful about making noise while you're breaking into the shed. The neighbor's dog, Thunder, will come through the fence after you - he's a pit bull - and the neighbor, he's a bow hunter, and he'll just shoot you.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Sugar pop, honestly, work on your own hubris before worrying about mine. Plus, if you're going to try being morally self righteous, be righteous and not a hypocrite. Either that or work on your Channing Tatum impression. You know I like you but I like you better when you're writing messages with appendages and soap on the shower wall.
Jack is Jack. As far as the gal in the basement story goes, no one forced you to read it. It was about me and I didn't even read it. Funny thing about that freedom of choice even here on a troll board. For the most part you are an okay guy. You don't have to be a bastard about every freaking thing to make yourself feel better about yourself. Then again, maybe you do, and maybe that is your worst enemy.
Something else you might consider. Your argument is patently unfair, biased, prejudical, racist, and doesn't really hold water.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
Hate tore them apart, Love brought them together...
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eloisel
Forever Empress E
Yes, he is, but don't be jealous about that. You can still play with him too.
How do you stand posting from your cell phone? I'm getting better at it but it is still a pain in the pants.
jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Crazy place, that Mock.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
The shit i miss by being in the hospital.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Sore as fuck. But it lessens every day.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Thank you everyone.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Bunion surgery. ouch!
jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
My high school gf had bunions, she was on crutches and had casts on both feet for months.
It was fun to fuck her with her casts on my shoulders though.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Especially, since we're so supposed to keep our feet elevated!
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
Speaking of which...remember when you and me and Gear took over the Tea Room just to trash her? Remember how we plotted and planned at TKR about it? I do. In fact that whole thing is still up over there. Makes for fun reading, especially after your "death of TK being my fault" bs.
Dual modded one of Gear's posts resulting in his first little-girl-hissy-fit-stomping-off-the-board-never-to-return, remember?
Dual lost his modship over it, but you were at your most vicious to her in that phase, iirc.
Ah memories
I'd stopped posting regularly on TK about half a year before that incident, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Since then, my appearance rate has stayed about the same. :lol: