Time to shit your pants

[jack]

Anyone want coffee?

 

[aeommai]

i'd like some tea if possible.

tbh this invasion's got me needing something to keep me up

 

[jack]

You can has tea.....cream? Sugar?

Cookie?

 

[jack]

I gotta go smoke some of this diesel and do a round of the new PS3 Borderlands...I'll be around.....

 

[aeommai]

cream and sugar

i like smokes. maybe i should GET OUT too.

 

[Donovan]

You "picture" me? As in you actually sit there and fantasize about my appearance in real life? A bit creepy. Don't bother trying to cough up a witless explanation for that little statement there, it has been spoken. Learn to separate fantasy from reality, it'll go a long way towards keeping you from having to register with the authorities next time you move.

Sparta? Funny you should mention that, because I'm starting to draw some comparisons between their ancient practices and this board, namely, how it drops off its retarded children in this forum, set out alone to die at the hands of any predator that comes along for an easy meal. I was hoping to get all the way to "Sparta" for a real fight, but I can see I'll have to settle for you.

Well, here's what reality is showing us so far:

1. You and your World of Nerdcraft buddies come from an 1l3t3 r0xx0r killer troll board whose name is feared far and wide even though nobody has ever heard of you.
2. Your fearsome cadre of invaders likes to plan "massive" strikes on Friday nights, because the weekends are clearly pretty free of social engagements for your crew.
3. Your team of crack commandos--er, I mean crack-SMOKING commandos-- consists of basically two or three Goonies rejects; who who likes to pretend he's Stewie from Family Guy and the other who just says "fuck" a lot.
4. Your world-famous but unkown troll board has spoken at length about TK and how pitiful this place is, and yet your first order of business when "invading" the big bad internet is to come directly here and test your mettle. Good plan. Seems like you'd aim your sights a little higher if you really wanted to gain fame and glory for your rubber swords...

 

[Sarek]

Still failing to be impressed. And I actually slept in this morning in the hope it would give them more time to post impressive statements.

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Well, here's what reality is showing us so far:

1. You and your World of Nerdcraft buddies come from an 1l3t3 r0xx0r killer troll board whose name is feared far and wide even though nobody has ever heard of you.

Learn your history. You're obviously new to the game, and never should have started playing. And who the fuck uses leetspeak anymore?

2. Your fearsome cadre of invaders likes to plan "massive" strikes on Friday nights, because the weekends are clearly pretty free of social engagements for your crew.

It's called being an adult. We all work all day long, all week. Many of us are married or spoken for, have kids, etc., etc. Too old to worry about hitting the clubs and cruisin' for bitches. Wait a few years, you might learn what it's all about.

3. Your team of crack commandos--er, I mean crack-SMOKING commandos--

Wow, I bet you've been waiting all day to bust that one out.

consists of basically two or three Goonies rejects; who who likes to pretend he's Stewie from Family Guy and the other who just says "fuck" a lot.

For obvious reasons, most of the knights see this place as just a bit too far down the pit to bother with. The others just haven't gotten out of bed yet.

4. Your world-famous but unkown troll board has spoken at length about TK and how pitiful this place is, and yet your first order of business when "invading" the big bad internet

Not the WHOLE internet - just you guys.

is to come directly here and test your mettle.

Just wanted to see if all the shit we heard was true. And from what I've seen thus far, it is. Same shit I see everywhere I go, all you motherfuckers do is sit in your corner and hide your faces, screaming "You're not real! You're not real!" hoping we'll vanish when you open your eyes. You come up with excuse after excuse after excuse to not have to step up and give us a fight. If some asshole showed up on my board talkin' smack, my first order of business would be smacking him back to where he came from, not sitting here feigning indifference to his presence in a place he doesn't belong. I guess I'm old fashioned that way and I expect too much from the younger generation. So don't pretend like the fight isn't here. I brought it, you avoid it, you and everyone else here, and we all see you for the spineless cowards you are, justify it however you please. Your parents should have drowned you in the bathtub when you were an infant.

 

[dogbert]

ootikof.net/forum

That place ain't for you sissies, you're safer here. Better to be fucked by me and those who are on the way than to go there and be fucked by all.

Are you begging us to troll the fuck out of that place? Because thats what you just did.

 

[dogbert]

Is that a board for gamer nerds?

 

[aeommai]

DO IT DOGBERT

 

[dogbert]

I have to order trim and weatherstripping for the GTO today. Sheesh they want a lot of cash for those shiney metal pieces. If the guys at the body shop werent depending on me I would be right on it. They will have to wait a bit. This will give me some time to think of a super cool username in which to troll them with.

 

[dogbert]

Well I was nice enough to leave their link at Brawl Hall. They can thank me later.

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Well I was nice enough to leave their link at Brawl Hall. They can thank me later.

Actually, bawl-hall garbles any links or references to OOTIKOF. Even if that weren't the case, they've been spanked into submission by us on many occasions, your trolling effort over there was a waste of your time. By the way, another fine example of how you pussies dodge the issue. Pawning it off on BH, are you fucking serious?

 

[Sarek]

Did someone fart?

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Did someone fart?

jimmy boy? jimkirk, is that you? Things around here are beginning to make a lot of sense...

 

[Dirk Funk]

You "picture" me? As in you actually sit there and fantasize about my appearance in real life? A bit creepy. Don't bother trying to cough up a witless explanation for that little statement there, it has been spoken. Learn to separate fantasy from reality, it'll go a long way towards keeping you from having to register with the authorities next time you move.

Sparta? Funny you should mention that, because I'm starting to draw some comparisons between their ancient practices and this board, namely, how it drops off its retarded children in this forum, set out alone to die at the hands of any predator that comes along for an easy meal. I was hoping to get all the way to "Sparta" for a real fight, but I can see I'll have to settle for you.

Attempting to give a fuck........

Rerouting to secondary systems............

Broadening search parameters...........

404 not found.

 

[jack]

Damn, I'm having a good day.

What's going on around here?

 

[Aquehonga]

Indeed. And don't bother changing them, you'll just soil the next pair. Allow me to introduce myself.

Better yet, fuck you.

I am KOF, and that is all that needs to be said as you've undoubtedly heard of us. And that's the best news you'll get from me today. The bad news is, we're moving in here. Skimmed through the board, didn't much care for what I saw. No quality, no ability, just piles after piles of festering bullshit, so I decided we'd come over here and straighten you fucks out. You shitbags don't even know what you're in for.

Why.

Aren't.

You.

Posting.

Like.

William.

Shatner.

Speaks.

Closet.

Boy?

 

[Friday]

NuTroll sucks. Now in the olden days, them were some *real* trolls.