Well, here's what reality is showing us so far:
1. You and your World of Nerdcraft buddies come from an 1l3t3 r0xx0r killer troll board whose name is feared far and wide even though nobody has ever heard of you.
Learn your history. You're obviously new to the game, and never should have started playing. And who the fuck uses leetspeak anymore?
2. Your fearsome cadre of invaders likes to plan "massive" strikes on Friday nights, because the weekends are clearly pretty free of social engagements for your crew.
It's called being an adult. We all work all day long, all week. Many of us are married or spoken for, have kids, etc., etc. Too old to worry about hitting the clubs and cruisin' for bitches. Wait a few years, you might learn what it's all about.
3. Your team of crack commandos--er, I mean crack-SMOKING commandos--
Wow, I bet you've been waiting all day to bust that one out.
consists of basically two or three Goonies rejects; who who likes to pretend he's Stewie from Family Guy and the other who just says "fuck" a lot.
For obvious reasons, most of the knights see this place as just a bit too far down the pit to bother with. The others just haven't gotten out of bed yet.
4. Your world-famous but unkown troll board has spoken at length about TK and how pitiful this place is, and yet your first order of business when "invading" the big bad internet
Not the WHOLE internet - just you guys.
is to come directly here and test your mettle.
Just wanted to see if all the shit we heard was true. And from what I've seen thus far, it is. Same shit I see everywhere I go, all you motherfuckers do is sit in your corner and hide your faces, screaming "You're not real! You're not real!" hoping we'll vanish when you open your eyes. You come up with excuse after excuse after excuse to not have to step up and give us a fight. If some asshole showed up on my board talkin' smack, my first order of business would be smacking him back to where he came from, not sitting here feigning indifference to his presence in a place he doesn't belong. I guess I'm old fashioned that way and I expect too much from the younger generation. So don't pretend like the fight isn't here. I brought it, you avoid it, you and everyone else here, and we all see you for the spineless cowards you are, justify it however you please. Your parents should have drowned you in the bathtub when you were an infant.