Time to shit your pants

Donovan

beer, I want beer

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
Oh shut up. You know full well that at any moment now I'm going to go through and dole out the n00bling negs.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
The sex talk is the most interesting part.
 

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
I Love Cunt certainly knows how to spice dull things up.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
This thread is memorable only because it was Riotgear's very first post.
 

The Question

Eternal
Ha! HAHAHA! You JACKASS! Welcome? Would you open the door for one who stood outside and said he was there to murder your children and rape your wife? Because that's basically what you just did. Fucking dolt.

We sure would. The kids and the wife are nothing but a hassle. Have at 'em, you syphilis-brained window grit connoisseur.
 

MODMAN

Active Member
Indeed. And don't bother changing them, you'll just soil the next pair. Allow me to introduce myself.

Better yet, fuck you.

I am KOF, and that is all that needs to be said as you've undoubtedly heard of us. And that's the best news you'll get from me today. The bad news is, we're moving in here. Skimmed through the board, didn't much care for what I saw. No quality, no ability, just piles after piles of festering bullshit, so I decided we'd come over here and straighten you fucks out. You shitbags don't even know what you're in for.

Oh, I like you.

This one has potential. A bit of a honey badger to throw into the mix.

Please return. I have just the position for you in the new order.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Bumping an 11.5 year old thread? This place really must be slow.
Like I said earlier I only bumped it because it was Gears very first post here.
 
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