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On Mine Field Pond

I'm making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out if I have enough money to get this fucking pond going. SANTA CLAUS I NEED YOU.

Yesterday I broke down and put the floating plants I've been scooping out of my aquarium into the pond. There's about a half a foot of rainwater in it already. I was running out of containers to keep them in. WHO KNEW FLOATING PLANTS MAKE SO MANY BABIES SO FAST?
 
Whiskey, it depends on how much you can spend.
 
Cassie said:
I'm making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out if I have enough money to get this fucking pond going. SANTA CLAUS I NEED YOU.

Yesterday I broke down and put the floating plants I've been scooping out of my aquarium into the pond. There's about a half a foot of rainwater in it already. I was running out of containers to keep them in. WHO KNEW FLOATING PLANTS MAKE SO MANY BABIES SO FAST?
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HOW CAN YOU SLUT-SHAME THE FLOATING PANTS SO CASUALLY actually that's kinda hot
 
The Mine Field Pond is officially a money pit. Srsly, I just spent $300 on STUFF just to get the water moving. Now I still need to make it all work. PRAY FOR ME.
 
And funerals.
 
WHO WILL GET THE MONEY WHEN IT IS RENTED OUT FOR MY FUNERAL?
 
Cassie said:
The Mine Field Pond is officially a money pit. Srsly, I just spent $300 on STUFF just to get the water moving. Now I still need to make it all work. PRAY FOR ME.
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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
THE LADY OF THE POND (she will move from her lake to your place)
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If that happens, Can we rent out the pond for farcical aquatic ceremonies where the Lady of the Pond distributes swords?
 
Loktar, instead of a bench you are getting a raised flower bed next to the pond, by the end of summer it will be a jungle and take over the whole yard.
 
THE POND IS WORKING.

Tomorrow I will try to figure out how to upload a video with an ipad. I CAN DO IT.
 
Yay!
 
Hire a professional camera crew to SHOOT THE POND.
 
I am uploading the video, but it is taking a really long time. :rwmad:
 


I took the video with an ipad, I didn't know it was not widescreen. SORRY :rwmad: It took an hour to upload, and I am not doing it over. I will see if I can take a better video once I make the pond pretty. Now I need plants, and FISH. I might wait a week or two before I put Bertha in there.

I think the floating plants are doomed. Too much flow. Maybe I will make a floating ring to put some of them in and tie it to the side so they stay out of the waterfall.
 
Beebee is trying to GO VIRAL.
 
It's lovely!
'BUT LOOKIT ME LOOKIT ME ROLLING AROUJND IN THE BACKGROUND DON'T LOOKIT THE POND LOOKIT MEEEEEEEE!":yoohoo:
 
Nice pond!
 
It's practically AMY POND!

(I can't be arsed to flip back and see if this joke has already been used)
 
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