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On Mine Field Pond

I could send you my skunks.
Tonight I thought I was free of them. Had my windows open, just about to curl up into bed and THEN I SMELLED THE SKUNKS! DAMMIT. Closed all the windows.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Pet eating gets one disinvited from Thanksgiving in my house.
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Wait, so Cassie would be uninvited or the badgers? I'm so confused. Also-Thanksgiving at Egg's place this year! Yay!
 
Mirah said:
I could send you my skunks.
Tonight I thought I was free of them. Had my windows open, just about to curl up into bed and THEN I SMELLED THE SKUNKS! DAMMIT. Closed all the windows.
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True story - my mom recently found out what else smells like a skunk and now she knows who the stoners are.
 
Is that why it's called "skunk"...
 
YES.
 
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
 
You never thought about wacky backy? It's half your name!
 
I detest stoners and all they stand for.
 
Feed them to Bertha?
 
They'd just say "far out man, 4:20, peace!" while she consumed their flesh.
 
Fo shizzle.
 
My bff just brought me a big barrel, and I'm going to make a giant filter out of it.
 
Are you sure you're building a pond and not a giant bong?
 
You could market the barrel as a tiny home and make $!
 
What about two of them?
 
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