My Admin Control Panel tells me the following...

[Dirk Funk]

Well, duh! Of course vB has an Admin CP. How else would the admins use their power to abuse the unsuspecting? :wacko:

Not the AdminCP silly. Micrologging.

 

[Ilyanna]

^sounds like a euphemism for 'striking a match'. Are you sure that's a real feature?

 

[aeommai]

uh oh i think i spent my cigar.

 

[Donovan]

Not the AdminCP silly. Micrologging.

Micrologging is when you sit down on the toilet, you exert the effort, you FEEL something happening, but when you go to look...IT'S GONE!!!!!!


Also known as "ghosting the crapper."

 

[Dirk Funk]

^sounds like a euphemism for 'striking a match'. Are you sure that's a real feature?

My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today, so I'll answer it seriously. Yes, Vb has a feature that allows you to log every single damn things that happens. Down to the type of thing Gagh was talking about. It's also hideously wasteful on server resources, which is why I was surprised they have it enabled on a site of this size.

 

[Ilyanna]

My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today, so I'll answer it seriously.

Not sarcasm - playfulness

Yes, Vb has a feature that allows you to log every single damn things that happens. Down to the type of thing Gagh was talking about. It's also hideously wasteful on server resources, which is why I was surprised they have it enabled on a site of this size.

brr, sounds way too Big Brother for me. Of course, it could be fun if the logs were open to the public.

 

[GANK MASTER]

It takes Charles an average of 9 minutes, 27 seconds to post replies to threads. That measures the time between him starting typing in the reply button, and hitting 'reply'.

He's either searching a lot for the """ key, or just passing in and out of consciousness. Or maybe his Mum calls him for his tea? I don't know.


Pffffffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt,

JESUS freakin CHRIST. Now the admin has Blackfoot account secretly monitored, or stalked? Maybe Blackfoot was right about owning speak freely, he certainly has my vote for being the best.

GOD knows you Gagh and the admin need to PRAY.

 

[jack]

You know what's funny about this Gunkster? Gagh works on pretty subtle levels mostly, but here he was being blatantly obvious.

You're missing the point, in other words.

 

[C-40]

Could it be possible that the statistics are skewed by him clicking reply and leaving the window open? Perhaps having to take care of serious cupcakeer business like downing a bucket of KFC and a 40. Or smackin' some hos? This could seriously distort the actual time he spends posting.

Srsly, though Gagh. You guys have micrologging turned on? That's got to be resulting in a shitload of overhead for your server. No wonder the system crawls and times out as often as it does.

My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today, so I'll answer it seriously. Yes, Vb has a feature that allows you to log every single damn things that happens. Down to the type of thing Gagh was talking about. It's also hideously wasteful on server resources, which is why I was surprised they have it enabled on a site of this size.

Way to step up to the bat "Dirk Funk", you're becoming a real asset against admin abuse. "Gagh", answer "The Badland"/"Grassland' forum mod question about stalking my account.

 

[Mentalist]

Srsly, though Gagh. You guys have micrologging turned on? That's got to be resulting in a shitload of overhead for your server. No wonder the system crawls and times out as often as it does.

The site is fully optimized. Time outs are due to DOS attacks which we do tend to get here. Comes with the territory and because script kiddies are so damn special.

 

[Dirk Funk]

The site is fully optimized. Time outs are due to DOS attacks which we do tend to get here. Comes with the territory and because script kiddies are so damn special.

They still try that shit? You'd think they'd have learned by now.

 

[Bickendan]

That's like saying, "you'd think Charles would have learned to drop the Jack Dancing years ago."

 

[C-40]

That's like saying, "you'd think Charles would have learned to drop the Jack Dancing years ago."

Like you should realize that your trolling of me(Blackfoot) sucks. By doing so your "Lilac" dual was uncovered.

opcorn:

And another thang, "Bickendan".

I got a lil something-something for you. Wait on it.

 

[Seph]

wow cant believe u un-covered TKs most hidden dual, i suppose ur gonna work out kittys and mirahs duals next.

*Laughing*

 

[jack]

Like you should realize that your trolling of me(Blackfoot) sucks. By doing so your "Lilac" dual was uncovered.

opcorn:

And another thang, "Bickendan".

I got a lil something-something for you. Wait on it.

Really Charles, I have to clue you in here, you may be biting off more than you can chew. There are only two people I avoid tangling up with in these parts, and Bix is one of them.

Reap what you sow, idiot. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[Kitty]

wow cant believe u un-covered TKs most hidden dual, i suppose ur gonna work out kittys and mirahs duals next.

*Laughing*

He already super-sleuthed out three of mine. They were so cleverly hidden, too. Especially, Sniper Kitty. It's not like that was my original user name or something.

 

[C-40]

Like you should realize that your trolling of me(Blackfoot) sucks. By doing so your "Lilac" dual was uncovered.

opcorn:

And another thang, "Bickendan".

I got a lil something-something for you. Wait on it.

Really Charles, I have to clue you in here, you may be biting off more than you can chew. There are only two people I avoid tangling up with in these parts, and Bix is one of them.

Reap what you sow, idiot. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Let me clue you in asshole. I'm not really trolling "Bickendan" and "Bickendan" is not trolling me, he's just defending you from the beat down me(Blackfoot) and New Age Posting has been giving you. Other than that I(Blackfoot) and "Bickendan" are cool.

And another thang, "Jack".

"Bickendan" is number 2 on my favorite posters list at "TrollKingdom", behind "Gagh".

 

[C-40]

He already super-sleuthed out three of mine. They were so cleverly hidden, too. Especially, Sniper Kitty. It's not like that was my original user name or something.

Who's the main, Super Kitty?, Kitty?, Shitty Kitty? or Hitler Kitty?

And what gender did you register under, male? female? bisexual? homosexual? omnisexual? or other?

opcorn:

 

[jack]

Let me clue you in asshole. I'm not really trolling "Bickendan" and "Bickendan" is not trolling me, he's just defending you from the beat down me(Blackfoot) and New Age Posting has been giving you. Other than that I(Blackfoot) and "Bickendan" are cool.

And another thang, "Jack".

"Bickendan" is number 2 on my favorite posters list at "TrollKingdom", behind "Gagh".

Ignorance is usually bliss, in your case it's orgasmic.

 

[Loktar]

Who's the main, Super Kitty?, Kitty?, Shitty Kitty? or Hitler Kitty?

And what gender did you register under, male? female? bisexual? homosexual? omnisexual? or other?

opcorn:

Who cares? Why do you need to know their actual gender?