Little Britain.

[Number_6]

Well, this is a major reason why the left pisses me off. The left spends a shitload of money on crap like this, or like Maplethorpe's pictures of fisting or the poignant "Piss Christ". "Yes, I'd like a government grant for sticking a cross in a jar of urine, please."

People like Ted Kennedy and John Kerry live in luxury. Nancy Pelosi refuses to hire union workers in her vineyards and restaurant. All three are multi-millionaires.

When the left puts its money where its mouth is, then I might respect its concern for the little people. Until then, it can fuck off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd pay for a real sparrow.

 

[whisky]

I wouldnt pay jack for a sparrow.

 

[Number_6]

I'd pay for a real sparrow.

66,000GBP each? There are three in my backyard right now. You want 'em?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll give you a shiney sixpence.

 

[Number_6]

Hmm. The BBC might give me 198,000GBP for them, particularly if I dip them in plaster of Paris first.

 

[Mentalist]

That's what I call a profit!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Blackadder: How did you manage to find a sparrow that cost sixty thousand pounds?
Emin: Well I had to haggle...

 

[Mentalist]

I see what you did because it was a turnip before!

Very good, M'Lord!

 

[CaptainWacky]

A dream turnip!