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[eloisel]

Loktar: Awww...its sad when eloisel is the more fun option.

What is sad, Loktar, is that you are never the fun option. I try to be nice to you but you really are a POS.

 

[Love Child]

Those bitches have serious sticks up their asses. Fuck them.

 

[Loktar]

What is sad, Loktar, is that you are never the fun option. I try to be nice to you but you really are a POS.

Positively Outstanding Saint, yes.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Purple Olive Stain?

 

[jack]

Painful Orgasm Syndrome?

 

[jack]

Pustulent Open Sore?

 

[jack]

Putrefied Offal Storage?

 

[jack]

Plain Old Spam?

 

[Donovan]

Those bitches have serious sticks up their asses. Fuck them.

You weren't really treated very fairly were you? They just had a four-day conversation about care and cleaning of buttplugs, yet your harmless little nosebleed sex story made you a pariah. Oh well...

 

[jack]

Bunch of soccer mom cunts. Fuck them, you only get to change the locks once. It's a matter of self-respect. How's the lockdown going?

 

[Donovan]

Bitterness and jealousy are unbecoming traits in grown men.

 

[jack]

You should give them up then. You didn't used to be so bitter and jealous till you started hanging out with the Big Man He makes bitterness and jealousy almost a skill, if not an art.

 

[jack]

Being banned from Mock is a compliment, actually. I don't even have to say "think about it".

 

[Donovan]

I forget the part where I was ever bitter or jealous. You might be mistaking me for one of the socks. Gets tougher to keep them straight over time, I'd imagine.

 

[jack]

Playing the sock card displays bitterness and jealousy. You know it isn't true, but you just can't help yourself because it's easier than dealing with the truth. Otherwise name the socks.

Of course you can't

 

[Filthy Whore]

I doubt anyone cares but I'd really enjoy seeing Donovan post in other threads with non-Jack comments.

 

[jack]

TK is "dead" dontcha know?

 

[Loktar]

Being banned from Mock is a compliment, actually. I don't even have to say "think about it".

This post reeks a bit of bitterness and jealousy.

I'm just sayin'

 

[Filthy Whore]

TK is "dead" dontcha know?

Maybe someone should start a buttplug thread. I hear that's what all the uber-intelligent and classy forums do.

 

[jack]

This post reeks a bit of bitterness and jealousy.

I'm just sayin'

I wouldn't say that, I'd just say I'm in much more pleasant company than the alternative. I thought Mock actually stood for something. Imagine my surprise when it revealed itself otherwise.

Explains a lot about things, imo.