Why the fuck

[Malarky]

RIDDLE ME THAT!

 

[Dual]

What would you do if you met me and I wasn't seduced?

Oh please, you'd be seduced.

 

[Malarky]

Well it's going to be locked at 10,000, so it kinda has this feeling of inevitable destruction.

Locked, but not deleted... And if I ever move Haven to its own server, I could afford to keep unlocked past 10k.

 

[Malarky]

Oh please, you'd be seduced.

Dual has faith in you, Illyana. So: Pix pls

 

[Ilyanna]

Ah, but we all know seduction is about more than just outer appereance, don't we? The most beautiful woman could be a total letdown because of the way she acts or talks, and millions of seemingly plain women/men have proven that looks just isn't everything.
And I will definitely not insult your intelligence by suggesting that you will be seduced by a mere pic alone

To answer the original question:

What would you do if you met me and I wasn't seduced?

Buy you a drink and have a great evening getting to know you, of course Since I am not that focussed anymore on seducing everyone in sight than I was with, say, 18, that'd probably more satisfying for both of us, anyway

Oh and as for Havens Badlands... I am going to devote some time and lots of posts to that VERY SOON!!!

 

[Falconarg]

Oh please, you'd be seduced.

gays

 

[Dual]

Only half!

 

[Love Child]

Hey! Guess what?! So I was like thinking, "Hey, I know I totally made a thread or two about you" then I thought, "I'll look" Yeah, go look, see what threads have been made, and then
AND THEN
IFUCKING REMEMBERED THAT THEAY ALL GOT FUCKING DELETED! MOTHER FUKEKERKJRS! GADMODAMMIT1MOFTHOTSDLFJLGDJ;ALSJDGASJDFDJ!
I LOVE YOU ILYANNA! I LOVE YOU LIKE A WIND CHIME LOVES THE WIND!

 

[Ilyanna]

I LOVE YOU TOO LOVE CHILD, AND I WILL PLAY WITH YOU AND GENTLY CARESS YOU LIKE THE SWEETEST SUMMER BREEZE ON A LONG HOT NIGHT!

 

[Love Child]

I feel it NOW! Woooo!

 

[Falconarg]

lol duals

 

[EnglishRose]

Badlands parties.....seducing KC and making him return to the Dark Side - these are two of my favourite things
*blows Ily a kiss*

 

[The Dork Lord]

Honey, I think we have to accept the fact that KerbCrawler has gone... if not forever, then at least for a long time. But hey, who knows, maybe we could seduce him into making a guest appearance if we throw another party??

Which makes me wonder what other excuses I could possibly use to justify the sheer orgy of spam another posting party would cause...

Then I think...we have what? 3 Badlands and 4 active Spamcapitals now?

That's a pretty impressive reason to celebrate, despite the tearjerk trade-off.

I'll have to think about this...

(ANY INPUT WELCOME!)

 

[Gagh]

!

 

[Love Child]

lol wut?

 

[Gagh]

Nuffink.

 

[The Dork Lord]

THANX 4 ALL UR HELPUL INPUT! :roll:

 

[Gagh]

SPINGOO!

 

[Loktar]

*spins goo*


TWIRLY TWIRLY PENIS.

 

[Gagh]

Ew. You said Penis. That's a naughty area.