Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Cuchi Cuchi!

There are fairly good odds she'll be on this afternoon's Love Boat rerun on MeTV.

Oh bad news, no Charo today. Just Eddie Albert shooting clay pigeons off the side of the boat while Shirley Jones is trying to seduce him. And I'm pretty sure Julie McCoy's hair in this one has its own sentience.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Wow. We are old. And so are they.

 

[Volpone]

I have 20 minutes of Free Time that I intend to waste.

Well that isn't entirely true. I should mow the lawn. But since I don't want to burst into flame and die I'm going to wait for tomorrow, when the temperature is supposed to be slightly lower.

 

[Volpone]

I hate you for showing me Pat Benatar looks like that. I've barely managed to deal with Jamie Lee Curtis. This is just wrong.

 

[Volpone]

I'm just going to have to put a reliable thermometer outside a window. I can't find a weather website that I believe the temps on for more than about 4 days at a stretch, apparently.