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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

jack said:
I just joined this FB group "inventr.io" and am learning to program code using C+ and an Arduino IDE. It's pretty cool.

Never coded before and now I just made a working stoplight that activates yellow to red from green when a sensor is activated.

Everyone I know has says that coding will keep a person happily employed as long as they like. I'm learning the commands pretty quick.
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All Greek to me but can I get a sensor in my car that changes red lights to green just for me please???
 
You need to be a Richard Pryor level coder for that.
 
This thread is just moving too fast. Necrophilia? Power BI? Women doing the driving? I get ready to make a wisecrack and there's a better wisecrack already lined up.
 
Volpone said:
This thread is just moving too fast. Necrophilia? Power BI? Women doing the driving? I get ready to make a wisecrack and there's a better wisecrack already lined up.
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Going in search of the necrophilia part…
 
CaptainWacky said:
I'm happy the banging is conditional on you both being alive.
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Nothing a little purging wouldn't cure if one had passed.
 
"Friends" does not hold up as well as "Seinfeld." Awhile back we were on break at work and "Seinfeld" was on. Don't remember what episode it was. I figured it would have aged terribly but it was still funny. Looking for something tonight because StoryTV was doing a 2 hour "Search for the Yeti" and hit "Friends." Granted, it was a late episode--Ross and Rachel had just had their baby--but it was only slightly more funny than a "Family Circus" cartoon. It gave me a smile because of the nostalgia, but if it was more than a half hour--or anything else had been on--I don't know that I'd have watched the whole thing.
 
If Billie Eilish married Billy Idol, she'd be Billie Idol. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
 
Possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year.

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Okay, so I'm putting this camping party together for Saturday/Sunday, and somehow one of my ex-girlfriends got invited. She just said to me, "Oh god, you're still alive?" Should be fun.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Okay, so I'm putting this camping party together for Saturday/Sunday, and somehow one of my ex-girlfriends got invited. She just said to me, "Oh god, you're still alive?" Should be fun.
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Hope you bang the shit out of her.
 
mmm I love "bury the hatchet" often leaves me breathless.
 
jack said:
mmm I love "bury the hatchet" often leaves me breathless.
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I called her up a few hours ago and asked if it was all okay, and she said she wants to make peace. So all good. Probably. We are both getting way to old to be holding a 30 year grudge.
 
Sounds like an interesting weekend coming up
 
You have to understand the parties I used to arrange. People from all walks of life that you wouldn't figure would get along at all, but we do. Years and decades can go by but when we hang out together it's like no time has gone by at all. I enjoy that, and them.
 
Oh this is going even better than I thought, I just spent a half hour on the phone with her and she's planning to bring me a half ounce or so of dispensary weed. I love it when a plan comes together.
 
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