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Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
He gets up the next morning for breakfast and he'd drained another bottle of scotch he had in his luggage. And we're sitting around the dining room table and he just goes in his stilted English, "Ladies and gentlemen? Kiss my ass." And then he faceplanted into his breakfast plate and my dad ordered my brother and I to cart him back to bed so he could sleep it off again.
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I cant lie, I know who i would end up with talking shit with in the kitchen of a house party at 7am.

He sounds the absolute tits.
 
In Picard season two, was it Jaratti or the Borg queen who was a Pat Benitar fan?

Realistically it kind of makes more sense for it to be the Borg queen, otherwise Jaratti is a fan of four hundred year old music.
 
I stand by my claim that "Superman: The Movie" is John Williams high-point of scoring, but the last 15 minutes of "E.T., the Extraterrestrial" is pretty goddamned good too.
 
Williams is: Star Wars, Superman, Raiders, and ET. Superman is the sweet spot. Spielberg is Jaws, Raiders, and ET. I have a hard time saying which is best. He's done lots of other good stuff but for me, that's the golden trifecta for Spielberg.
 
Volpone said:
I stand by my claim that "Superman: The Movie" is John Williams high-point of scoring, but the last 15 minutes of "E.T., the Extraterrestrial" is pretty goddamned good too.
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In fact, if you listen to the score for the "Can You Read My Mind" date night flying sequence and then the E.T. flying music--particularly in the final chase and when they first head to the forest--you can tell that Williams borrowed heavily from Superman for E.T. .
 
Way back when I was in college there was a guy who got irritated with a Coke machine because it stole his 50 cents and there was no soda to be found. So he started harassing the thing and it tipped over and fell on him and crushed him to death. I'll take Ironic Deaths for $1000, Trebek.
 
Text conversation with my ex right now.

Her: "Damn, you're still alive."

Me: Yeah so are you it seems, wanna bang"

To be continued.
 
Nearly was in a car accident earlier, we were driving down a road doing 40, suddenly a car that was parked along the side of the road decided to reverse out into the road at an angle, clearly not checking his mirrors.

My wife managed to swerve around him, and luckily there was nothing coming the other way as we had to swerve into the other side to avoid him.
 
whisky said:
Nearly was in a car accident earlier, we were driving down a road doing 40, suddenly a car that was parked along the side of the road decided to reverse out into the road at an angle, clearly not checking his mirrors.

My wife managed to swerve around him, and luckily there was nothing coming the other way as we had to swerve into the other side to avoid him.
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I like ur wife. I make my husband ride bitch too.
 
ahem, that's shotgun to you.
 
Well she does has the advantage over me in being able to drive.

But I know how to use SQL and Power BI so it balances out.
 
whisky said:
Well she does has the advantage over me in being able to drive.

But I know how to use SQL and Power BI so it balances out.
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I just joined this FB group "inventr.io" and am learning to program code using C+ and an Arduino IDE. It's pretty cool.

Never coded before and now I just made a working stoplight that activates yellow to red from green when a sensor is activated.

Everyone I know has says that coding will keep a person happily employed as long as they like. I'm learning the commands pretty quick.
 
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