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I miss incandescent bulbs. I've got a piano lamp over my computer. And it got very warm. Then the last incandescent bulb burnt out and I had to buy an LED one. It's dead cold. It will likely last forever, but I still miss its warmth and having the next bulb in the junk drawer for when it burnt out.
 
Volpone said:
You know that thing where, in party cities once upon a time, they'd just pour the various cocktail ingredients into your mouth instead of mixing them in a glass? I wanna do that. But with hot dogs.

Seriously. Just open a pack and scarf 'em down, squirt in the occasional shot of mustard and relish and stuff some buns in the ol' face hole. It would be magnificent.
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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
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You banned Question before I got around to asking him if he liked wieners. Big, plump, red, greasy wieners. Sweet and juicy and glistening. Full of protein. In your mouth. Stuff one between your buns, maybe with a little mustard and relish. That was such a fun thread.
 
Volpone said:
You know that thing where, in party cities once upon a time, they'd just pour the various cocktail ingredients into your mouth instead of mixing them in a glass? I wanna do that. But with hot dogs.

Seriously. Just open a pack and scarf 'em down, squirt in the occasional shot of mustard and relish and stuff some buns in the ol' face hole. It would be magnificent.
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I was visiting the new baby goats at the farm. Sometimes the goats can't figure out how to feed and the way the farmer said sometimes he just has to stuff it in their mouths until they get it, I can't remember the word he actually used but it sounded so pornographic. It made me laugh.
 
I was brought up Catholic, so there's nothing in my formal religious doctrine regarding karma, but I've lived long enough that I've fully 100% integrated karma into my beliefs system. Some things are hard to just let go and let karma handle them, but it is so rewarding when something like that happens. Or--arguably more enjoyable--when the payback is actually directly related to their choices/behavior. :diacanu:
 
If you want a whacky experience but don't want to try hard drugs, might I suggest skipping fast food for more years than you can remember, going on a 24 hour liquids only fast, and then breaking it with McDonald's and, 6 hours later, White Castle.
 
I would imagine your butthole would never forgive you after that...
 
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