Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

I miss incandescent bulbs. I've got a piano lamp over my computer. And it got very warm. Then the last incandescent bulb burnt out and I had to buy an LED one. It's dead cold. It will likely last forever, but I still miss its warmth and having the next bulb in the junk drawer for when it burnt out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You know that thing where, in party cities once upon a time, they'd just pour the various cocktail ingredients into your mouth instead of mixing them in a glass? I wanna do that. But with hot dogs.

Seriously. Just open a pack and scarf 'em down, squirt in the occasional shot of mustard and relish and stuff some buns in the ol' face hole. It would be magnificent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Volpone]

You banned Question before I got around to asking him if he liked wieners. Big, plump, red, greasy wieners. Sweet and juicy and glistening. Full of protein. In your mouth. Stuff one between your buns, maybe with a little mustard and relish. That was such a fun thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This was when humanity peaked.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Mirah]

You know that thing where, in party cities once upon a time, they'd just pour the various cocktail ingredients into your mouth instead of mixing them in a glass? I wanna do that. But with hot dogs.

Seriously. Just open a pack and scarf 'em down, squirt in the occasional shot of mustard and relish and stuff some buns in the ol' face hole. It would be magnificent.

I was visiting the new baby goats at the farm. Sometimes the goats can't figure out how to feed and the way the farmer said sometimes he just has to stuff it in their mouths until they get it, I can't remember the word he actually used but it sounded so pornographic. It made me laugh.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Face fuck 'em with food?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I find it somewhat cosmically amusing that the day my ex got married to some other jackass the church was struck by lightning and burned to the ground a few hours later. Wasn't my fault, I was 2000 miles away at the time.

 

[Volpone]

I was brought up Catholic, so there's nothing in my formal religious doctrine regarding karma, but I've lived long enough that I've fully 100% integrated karma into my beliefs system. Some things are hard to just let go and let karma handle them, but it is so rewarding when something like that happens. Or--arguably more enjoyable--when the payback is actually directly related to their choices/behavior. :diacanu:

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Yikes.

 

[Volpone]

If you want a whacky experience but don't want to try hard drugs, might I suggest skipping fast food for more years than you can remember, going on a 24 hour liquids only fast, and then breaking it with McDonald's and, 6 hours later, White Castle.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would imagine your butthole would never forgive you after that...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

What do you call someone who's afraid of Christmas?

Noel Coward.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Blocked on copyright grounds!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[StarMan™]

I can't stop watching these.