The "Sell TK to Blackfoot" thread

[Gagh]

Soccer is an English word

Maybe so, but we don't use it.

 

['Gear]

I was saying...women's soccer.

Jesus CHRIST. Can you imagine kickboxing with her?

 

[Loktar]

Jesus CHRIST. Can you imagine kickboxing with her?

I'll kdick her box.

 

['Gear]

She's a little stumpy for my taste. That leg looks like a goddamn piston. As long as you don't let her kick you you'll be fine.

 

[Donovan]

Jesus CHRIST. Can you imagine kickboxing with her?

No, but I can imagine her involuntarily trying to take my head off at the neck with those thighs...

 

[Gagh]

I like her Micky Mouse tattoos.

 

[Donovan]

I didn't see any Mickey tattoos in that picture, but I sure enjoyed staring at it for a long time trying to find them.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I didn't see any Mickey tattoos in that picture, but I sure enjoyed staring at it for a long time trying to find them.

Tattoos are a turn off for me.

 

[Donovan]

Tattoos are a turn off for me.

wasn't gonna share her anyway.

 

[Dirk Funk]

wasn't gonna share her anyway.

Just as well. I'm taken now anyway.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, like you'd kick her out of bed because of tats. The flesh still feels the same.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Yeah, like you'd kick her out of bed because of tats. The flesh still feels the same.

Hey, I didn't say that. I simply said they're generally a turn off.

 

[Donovan]

Hey, I didn't say that. I simply said they're generally a turn off.

I would spend hours checking if any of them were scratch and sniff. Then, I'd go over every inch a second time to see if they were flavored.

 

[Donovan]

How about those American girls, huh? They're about to hand it to the dirty Japs one more time tonight in the world cup finals. THAT'S FOR PEARL HARBOR! BITCHES!

Ummmmm...Oops?

 

['Gear]

Yeah, like you'd kick her out of bed because of tats. The flesh still feels the same.

My guess is she'd be doing the kicking.