The Minefield Wank Bump Thread

[Mirah]

I don't think I wanked all summer, but then finally in the last couple of weeks probably at least twice!

 

[Loktar]

I wanked a few times this summer. Just forgot this thread existed. Good thing I upLOADed the times to my wank journal.

 

[MODMAN]

TROLL KINGDOMERS - THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!

MODMAN JERKS OFF ~5X A WEEK - DOWN FROM HIS TESTOSTERONE-FUELED 2x A-DAY YOUTH. HIS BALLS ARE SUCKED AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK WHICH IS PREFERABLE AND MUCH MORE INTENSE.

FEEL FREE TO INSERT BALL PLAY IN THE 'STAR WARS BALLS' GAME ('SPEAK FREELY').

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going to wank tomorrow.

 

[Mirah]

Apparently May is National Wank Month. National? International? I can't remember I saw it on the news. The Saturday Night Live News.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You can wank anywhere, except certain Southern states. Then you have to drive to the coast, rent a boat, and take it out to International Waters to wank.

 

[Loktar]

Wanks for the mammaries.

 

[Mirah]

I've wanked at least twice this last week. That is a recent record for me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You got to wank when you can because one day your last wank will arrive.

 

[Loktar]

I wank at least once or twice a week.

 

[jack]

I try to wank at least once a day. Sometimes I'm too busy, or forget.

IMAGINE FORGETTING TO WANK? TEH HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Loktar]

I try to wank at least once a day. Sometimes I'm too busy, or forget.

IMAGINE FORGETTING TO WANK? TEH HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!

It feels even better to wank while wearing cotton panties, pantyhose, and a pushup bra.

 

[whisky]

A wank before bed helps me go to sleep.

 

[Mirah]

I don't think I need another one for at least a year.

 

[jack]

A wank before bed helps me go to sleep.

Or a good nap, depending on the time of day.

 

[whisky]

Work frowns on that sort of thing.

 

[Loktar]

Work frowns on that sort of thing.

Get yourself a napping desk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think I need another one for at least a year.

Did you mean to type "day"?

 

[Mirah]

Did you mean to type "day"?

Lol
I'm just that good of a wanker

 

[jack]

Work frowns on that sort of thing.

Napping? or Wanking?