The Minefield Wank Bump Thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Looks like NOBODY wanked in 2020!

I would bet that 2020 was in fact a record year for wanking, but maybe people were distracted from talking about it as much...

 

[Loktar]

I feel very little sexual attraction anymore.

Same here. I can only seem to wank while wearing women's clothing.

 

[jack]

Some nights I am too tired to wank, I guess this is a sign of getting old.

I can skip a day occasionally, age is a metaphor. I prefer to be amazed that this shit still works after this long and this many times (especially)

 

[jack]

I could have waaaaaaaaaanked all night
I could have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaanked all night
and still could wank some more......

I should never post drunk.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I should never post drunk.

Why not? That was a classic.

 

[Mirah]

I got used to my wife not being in the mood, I never thought I would ever not be.

Spark that flame! Don't let it burn out!

Do couples do nice things for each other like give a massage or something that just feels nice even if it doesn't lead to sex?

 

[whisky]

Were still in love, she has chronic pain, it's hard to find a place to touch her that doesn't hurt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Same here. I can only seem to wank while wearing women's clothing.

 

[Mirah]

Were still in love, she has chronic pain, it's hard to find a place to touch her that doesn't hurt.

Sad, but happy you are still in love! Do you buy her flowers? Cook a meal? How do you keep the love alive?

 

[Mirah]

I would bet that 2020 was in fact a record year for wanking, but maybe people were distracted from talking about it as much...

I disagree! I did not wank as much in 2020, but I think you did!

 

[whisky]

Sad, but happy you are still in love! Do you buy her flowers? Cook a meal? How do you keep the love alive?

Just mostly watch shows together, go for drives, do wood projects together. I'm not a great cook.

 

[Loktar]

I wish I had the courage to hang around in bars in women's clothing. I only dress up inside my apartment. And I only seem to find time to shave my body hair and put on makeup like once or twice a year.

 

[jack]

I wish I had the courage to hang around in bars in women's clothing. I only dress up inside my apartment. And I only seem to find time to shave my body hair and put on makeup like once or twice a year.

Oh you poor thing

 

[Mirah]

Bump

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to wank around.

 

[Love Child]

Forgot to bump after this mornings WANK

 

[Loktar]

Forgot to bump after this mornings WANK

I forgot to bump this a few days ago after a late night wank.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I forgot to bump this at least twenty seven times this year.

 

[Loktar]

Bump for 4:30am wank.

 

[Harkley]

BUMP FOR LATER ON TODAY