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Texas Hold 'Em Poker.

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I'd never played Poker until four weeks ago. I've played a dozen games with my mates, and won them all. Why?
 
Yeah, but that's boring, isn't it. Come up with something outlandish. It's creative writing week on TK.
 
Or him falling on a truck packed with styrofoam from the roof of the Hell in the Cell, whilst JR & The King scream as if he's been tossed out of a plane.
 
You keep beating your friends because they feel sorry for you, since you're a broken shell of a man on the dole, who frequently soils himself!!
 
You beat them because you are really god, and already know what's going to happen. Then, OMG TRISHS BOOBIES POPPED OUT!
 
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