Texas Hold 'Em Poker.

[Gagh]

I'd never played Poker until four weeks ago. I've played a dozen games with my mates, and won them all. Why?

 

[Mandi]

I like Texas Hold'em......I kick my brothers ass at it all the time...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Because Stone Cold said so?

 

[Gagh]

Nope.

 

[Mandi]

because you can?

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, but that's boring, isn't it. Come up with something outlandish. It's creative writing week on TK.

 

[Mandi]

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T BEAT THEM YOU WILL GET STUNNED BY RAKISHI!

 

[Gagh]

Or eaten.

 

[Mandi]

Or his bum in your face.........*shudder*

 

[Gagh]

Or him falling on a truck packed with styrofoam from the roof of the Hell in the Cell, whilst JR & The King scream as if he's been tossed out of a plane.

 

[Mentalist]

BANK!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You keep beating your friends because they feel sorry for you, since you're a broken shell of a man on the dole, who frequently soils himself!!

 

[Gagh]

You have me mixed up with VKD.

 

[Mandi]

You beat them because you are really god, and already know what's going to happen. Then, OMG TRISHS BOOBIES POPPED OUT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Poker? I hardly knew her!