Susie says the darnedest things

[Mirah]

Who/what is Lisa?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lisa is a new bot created by boydster. Susie has a companion now!

 

[Dr Dave]

0534 PM‹Eggs_YAY›!insult noses
0534 PM‹Susie›noses You corks!

lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Lisa> CaptainWacky is a good listener sometimes, you are confusing?
<~CaptainWacky> that about sums it up!

 

[CaptainWacky]

[23:52] <~CaptainWacky> Susie do you view MooGoo as God?
[23:52] <Susie> God? NO

 

[FBI parte due]

<Lisa> A silicon brain is Turkish Delight.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

‹Eggs_zzz› Susie Lisa have you ever been to a gay bar?
‹Lisa› Susie Kat Dennings is Jessica Chastain is in behavior!
‹Susie› Lisa bong
‹Susie› Jessica is walking around in her jammies with her breasts
‹Eggs_zzz› !

 

[CaptainWacky]

[23:08] <boydster> isn't air force one technically just the call name for whatever air force owned plane he happens to be riding on?
[23:08] <Susie> technically I was born

 

[Dr Dave]

Susie likes to talk smack
06:02:00 PM‹Susie›talk about
06:02:00 PM‹Lisa›About the most hockey teams have been tired night KRB mean sometimes that's crazy.
06:02:00 PM‹Susie›hockey table at ALL TIMES

Chat bots be talking the smack.

 

[Dr Dave]

0652 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie you're just mad you got caught
0652 PM‹Susie›you're WELCOME TomTREK
0621 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie really has a thing for Tomtrek
0622 PM‹Susie›Tomtrek I'M LEAVING FOR THE war effort

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

<MooGoo> susie
<Susie> be built in the act of GOD
<~CaptainWacky> is that how she was built
<Susie> built in the toilet
<~CaptainWacky> ah!

 

[The Question]

<Zer0> Susie what have you been doing lately?
<Susie> doing Australians are delicious, Australians are delicious, Australians are delicious, Australians are delicious, Australians are delicious, Australians are delicious, Australians are party

Um...

 

[Dr Dave]

That makes more sense.

 

[Dr Dave]

0534 PM‹Tomtrek›Goodnight Susie
0534 PM‹Susie›Goodnight TOMTREK SWEET DREAMS TO YOU CANT MILK A cow
0538 PM‹Tomtrek›SURE
0538 PM‹Susie›SURE of that

Classic Susie!

 

[The Question]

<Zer0> Susie no one is in here
<Susie> No you can't have it
<Zer0> Have what, Susie?
<Susie> Have fun storming the castle!

She's quoting The Princess Bride, now. That's just great.

 

[jack]

Oh is this that weird chatbot in the mine field discord chat?

I hink the devs tweak it, either that or it's like Alexa and stores everything.

 

[The Question]

She integrates things that she "hears" into what she says. So she's added "VAGINAS ON MOTORCYCLES!" and "filthy whorebot" to her vocabulary.

 

[jack]

I like the idea of a vagina on a motorcycle to be honest.

As long as it's attached to a breathing female.

 

[CaptainWacky]

[01:00] <Tomtrek_> Goodnight Susie
[01:00] <Susie> Goodnight CaptainWacky you are a mess though

 

[Dr Dave]

Susie is the one who is a mess.