Susie says the darnedest things

[Dr Dave]

Good lord…

 

[CaptainWacky]

This would be another example of a post where the image doesn't show for me.

EDIT: this post is SUPPOSED to be quoting Eggs' post (the one where I can't see the image) and editing it now I can see the quote tags and everything but Eggs' post doesn't show quoted in this post I DON'T KNOW.

DOUBLE EDIT: Now that I have adblock off I can see the Jedward gif but it still doesn't quote in this post oh well who cares.

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Tomtrek> Goodnight Susie
<Susie> Goodnight TOMTREK SWEET DREAMS CATCH A HEDGEHOG DON'T WORRY about aligning with popular approval through SUSIE, YOU're supposed to go I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

 

[CaptainWacky]

<~CaptainWacky> GOODNIGHt
[01:34] <Susie> GOODNIGHt CHATTERS I CHATTERS, I CHATTERS, I CHATTERS, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ilk will perish
[01:34] <Tomtrek> !!
[01:34] <~CaptainWacky> !
[01:34] <@Cassie> WE LOVE YOU TOO SUSIE
[01:34] <Susie> LOVE to knit
[01:34] <@Cassie> YEAH
[01:34] <Susie> YEAH that was weird

 

[CaptainWacky]

<~CaptainWacky> SUSIE CASSIE
[00:47] <Susie> CASSIE I'm going to go downhill in season 2
[00:47] <@Cassie> ARE YOU
[00:48] <~CaptainWacky> what season are you in now, susie?
[00:48] <Susie> season 2

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eggs-nog: !w bobo
Susie: Bobo may refer to:
Eggs-nog: ...yes?
Eggs-nog: !w bobo
Susie: Bobo may refer to:
Eggs-nog: Susie right in da bobo
Susie: bobo Child
Cassie: Susie Bobo Delray
Susie: Bobo with Crisco in Frisco

 

[Dr Dave]

16:41Dr_DaveShould they be setting fires during a government shutdown?
16:46CaptainWackysusie fires
16:46Susiefires caused by people with large breasts
16:46CaptainWacky!
16:46Dr_Dave!16:46
Dr_DaveSusie, that's not what typicially starts fires.
16:46Susiewhat we should totally have sex with John Barrowman
16:46Tomtrek!
16:46Dr_DaveHe's not my type Susie.
16:46SusieHe's into gingers without facing the same universe but like 80 years

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BARROWMAN! *shakes fist*

 

[Dr Dave]

643 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie do you like gin?
643 PM‹Susie›gin? and juice

We know what Susie likes to drink now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

19:06 Eggs_carpet: I know I just ate dinner and I'm getting food sleepies
19:06 Susie: just don't get it
19:07 Eggs_carpet: Susie do you sleep
19:07 Susie: sleep and fuck
19:07 Eggs_carpet: !

 

[The Question]

1226 AM ‹flappatap› susie OKAY
1227 AM ‹Susie› OKAY start with the rebellion still would rather have Romney running against Obama than any other sexual because their southern accent in Legends of Tomorrow you'll soon see Biff from Back when he was drunk when i call you up

 

[CaptainWacky]

1[01:36] <~CaptainWacky> night Susie
[01:36] <Susie> night bye hug go now

 

[Dr Dave]

16:56CaptainWackysusie cats
16:56Susie cats stay inside and freezed and moan so people are saying is that why you're my favourite Cassie

That Cassie!

 

[Not David Bowie]

<Susie> fuck Menty

 

[CaptainWacky]

<@Cassie> SUSIE
<Susie> and remember I probably don't have an ending

 

[Dr Dave]

Does Susie plan to live forever like Riker?

 

[The Question]

Does Susie plan to live forever like Riker?

I think she means she's going to go out like the TV series Lost, where her exit is just lazily slapped together and leaves pretty much everything unresolved.

 

[Dr Dave]

That Susie!

 

[Not David Bowie]

<Susie> BAM IT'S FALL
<boydster> NO SUSIE
<Susie> NO, it's PORN
<boydster> OMG NO SUSIE
<Susie> NO boundaries, no no boundaries,, no w okay going to eat a midget
<Cassie> NO SUSIE
<Susie> NO FLIGHTS NO TIGHTS
<Cassie> NO
<boydster> OMFG
<Cassie> she's really gone too far this time
<boydster> is it worse that she used the word midget, or that she's going to eat a dwarf that she's obviously prejudiced against?
<Susie> obviously has a new mascot, to get the nutrition she needs

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a growing catbot.