Gagh is the number one opposition to giant BL spam threads. He wouldn't help.
A thread with 5,000 posts can hardly be called 'giant', considering how the board had at one time been able to deal with Spamcapital at 30,000 posts before it slowed down.
Besides, there's spam, and there's Spam. If we put a bit of an effort into it, it can be fun for everyone!!