Nice work, Hero

[Elrod]

I'm holding something, but it's not my breath.



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[Sarek]

I'm holding something, but it's not my breath.

Perhaps you should try holding your breath. It would convey a sense of urgency that might not otherwise be acknowledged.

We could use the various shades of blue you turn as a kind of "gauge" as to the severity of the situation.

 

[Bickendan]

I'm still waiting for proof, guys.

You apparently can't recognize proof when it bites you in the ass, like above.

 

[Elrod]

Perhaps you should try holding your breath. It would convey a sense of urgency that might not otherwise be acknowledged.

I'm feeling plenty urgent right now, thankyouverymuch.


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[Elrod]

You apparently can't recognize proof when it bites you in the ass, like above.

But I'm not convinced that he checks what time I start posting every single day... so far he's failed to provide evidence of this particular level of obsession.




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[Elnidfse]

But I'm not convinced that he checks what time I start posting every single day... so far he's failed to provide evidence of this particular level of obsession.




7:53 PM

Protip:

Spoiler

Shut up.

 

[Gagh]

Thank you friend.

*drinks coffee*

Who the fuck is this numpty?

 

[Elnidfse]

Who the fuck is this numpty?

My fellow resident, by asking this question you have left us ready to be blessed with a large explanation that we frankly, do not need.

 

[Sarek]

Shut up, Numpty Jr.

 

[Gagh]

My fellow resident, by asking this question you have left us ready to be blessed with a large explanation that we frankly, do not need.

A cunt as well as a numpty. Good work.

 

[Elnidfse]

Shut up, Numpty Jr.

Your words, Sarek, they incite anger inside of me. If you do not cease with your shenanigans I may be forced to initiate a gentlemen's duel between the two of us. Seeing as I am the only gentlemen, however, I have you checked, aho-ho-ho-ho.

 

[Gagh]

I just farted.

 

[Elnidfse]

I just farted.

My good sir, the stench of your gas has somehow traveled through the internet and in its wake, conceived in the crashing of several servers.

 

[Gagh]

My good sir, the stench of your gas has somehow traveled through the internet and in its wake, conceived in the crashing of several servers.

Cunt.

 

[Elnidfse]

Cunt.

A cunt, by definition, my good sir, is a narrow small opening. Does that mean that I am a narrow small opening and if so, my friend, how is it that I'm able to type? Do I turn the keys I want to press into narrow small openings?

 

[Lilac]

That's like asking how Buttons, a small ninja kitten, can manipulate objects without opposable thumbs. And yet not only does he manage this, but he manages to become engaged as well.

 

[Sarek]

^You need help.

 

[Lilac]

This is news?

 

[Kitty]

A cunt, by definition, my good sir, is a narrow small opening. Does that mean that I am a narrow small opening and if so, my friend, how is it that I'm able to type? Do I turn the keys I want to press into narrow small openings?

You type alot, but still manage to say nothing.

 

[Lilac]

^That was wordy. Can I get a summary, please?