Nice work, Hero

[Elrod]

"Editing posts"

ROTFL

 

[jack]

:::sets watch at 7:53:::

 

[Elrod]

*fries eggs*

 

[jack]

No, you've checked in every day exactly at 7:53.

Interesting

 

[Elrod]

You've been keeping track? I don't believe it. Not for a second.

 

[jack]

Fuck you.

 

[Elrod]

Prove it. Let's see the timestamps.

 

[jack]

Suck a tailpipe, fuckface.

 

[Elrod]

And anyway, I thought I was supposed to be stalking you.

 

[Hero1000]

Thank you friend.

*drinks coffee*

 

[Elrod]

*sets watch at 9:40*

 

[jack]

sorry, can't stay, see you this afternoon!

LULZ

 

[Hero1000]

I like your signature, Elrod dood.

 

[Elrod]

Thanks, d00der!

*high five*

 

[Elrod]

Did you find out who was editing your posts?

 

[Hero1000]

No, I didn't. It doesn't matter, though. Whoever it is knows how irredeemably pwned they are. Much like Grendel to my Beowulf.

 

[jack]

[sotto]No, I didn't. It doesn't matter, though. Whoever it is knows how irredeemably pwned they are.[/sotto]

[a failed attempt at a gruffer voice] Much like Grendel to my Beowulf.[/a failed attempt at a gruffer voice]

LULZ

 

[Hero1000]

LULZ

New and exciting schtick, jack.

 

[jack]

What's that? What do you mean by "schtick"?

 

[The Dork Lord]

He's coming on to you.