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Mr. Sulu finally comes out of the closet

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Bearded Belly of Bajor
It's true!

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Not really news, but it's a somewhat official statement to verify that Skin was right all along.
 
I admit to being shocked from here to high heaven when someone brought it to my attention. No wonder Sulu and Chekov spent so much time with their hands both under the helm panel.
 
Duh.

I'm actually sort of ashamed of him for being ashamed of himself for so long.
 
TrekBBS should ban every member that flamed Skinofevil when he was just stating real life facts about Sulu.
 
Red Whacker said:
TrekBBS should ban every member that flamed Skinofevil when he was just stating real life facts about Sulu.
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I agree!
 
Indeed. He never once accused Sulu of raping Janice Rand or Colonel Kira in the VanofEvil.

An injustive has been done.

Oh, and way to go Sulu, we knew you loved teh cockeh all along.
 
Takei spent some time in an internment camp not far from me here in Arkansas.

We should have fucking killed him then, and we wouldn't have been exposed to his incredibly gay acting.

Ah...hindsight...
 
heh heh, you said you wanted to see his hiney... "hindsight" heh heh...
 
Now this was completely unexpected.
 
Now I saw the name of his lover somewhere on the net. Is he one of the guys who made Free Enterprise?
 
Who is he? Who's the man that's anally involved with Mr. Sulu?
 
I thought when I saw it that the name was the same as one of the Free Enterprise guys--Altmann or something like that?

Let me backtrack. Surfing while under the influence . . .
 
Perhaps Janice Rand was really a man...
 
Okay, it wasn't the Free Enterprise guy.

The dude with Sulu shit on his wang is Brad Altman, apparently Takei's manager.

Mark Altman is the Free Enterprise guy.
 
I'm still reeling from this disclosure. I'm only half gay, but I never smelled it on him. Never in a million years. I must be losing touch with ma gay bretheren. O_O
 
Which half of you is gay? :D
 
The back half, of course.
 
True nuff. A man isn't gay if he's doing the poking, only if he's getting poked.

Ditto for getting sucked/sucking. :fib:
 
Well, that adds a whole new dimension to the Sulu-and-Chekov-hiking-in-the-woods scene in ST 5. It's all Dan Fogelberg's fault -- he almost got Denis Leary, too, you know.
 
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