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Mr. Sulu finally comes out of the closet

I admit to being shocked from here to high heaven when someone brought it to my attention. No wonder Sulu and Chekov spent so much time with their hands both under the helm panel.
 
Indeed. He never once accused Sulu of raping Janice Rand or Colonel Kira in the VanofEvil.

An injustive has been done.

Oh, and way to go Sulu, we knew you loved teh cockeh all along.
 
Takei spent some time in an internment camp not far from me here in Arkansas.

We should have fucking killed him then, and we wouldn't have been exposed to his incredibly gay acting.

Ah...hindsight...
 
Now I saw the name of his lover somewhere on the net. Is he one of the guys who made Free Enterprise?
 
I thought when I saw it that the name was the same as one of the Free Enterprise guys--Altmann or something like that?

Let me backtrack. Surfing while under the influence . . .
 
Okay, it wasn't the Free Enterprise guy.

The dude with Sulu shit on his wang is Brad Altman, apparently Takei's manager.

Mark Altman is the Free Enterprise guy.
 
I'm still reeling from this disclosure. I'm only half gay, but I never smelled it on him. Never in a million years. I must be losing touch with ma gay bretheren. O_O
 
Well, that adds a whole new dimension to the Sulu-and-Chekov-hiking-in-the-woods scene in ST 5. It's all Dan Fogelberg's fault -- he almost got Denis Leary, too, you know.
 
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