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I'm NEVER going to have sex

WELL OKSANA BAYUL COULD BE THE ALIEN AND GARY GLITTER COULD BE THE PREDATOR, THEN WE'D HAVE US A CRIBBAGE MATCH I TELLYA *jumps again*
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
OK, if I can't have you, neither can he. Don't make me murder both of you. The HCl is on backorder, so I don't have enough to dispose of both bodies at once.

Pfft. Bring it on. HCl is good for giving yourself nice acidic semen, great for macguyver like moments when you get locked in the safe at the strip club when the Cardinelli Gang tries to rob the place.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
OK, if I can't have you, neither can he. Don't make me murder both of you. The HCl is on backorder, so I don't have enough to dispose of both bodies at once.

Ive got enough quicklime that you can borrow in a pinch!
 
^^Are you watching Veronica Mars, and if so why not, and do you want copies of season one and season two to date?
 
I've never watched the show, it never seems to get into my taping schedule (I work evenings and still tape the old fashioned non-TiVO way). Don't go to any trouble, I'll try to catch a few eps first. But thankee for the offer!
 
No trouble. I have 'em all on my computer. I'm burning a set for Mandi right now. You really should watch the shows in order, it's a season-spanning mystery that's slowly revealed. It's awesome. The discs cost me literally less than 10 cents, and I only need 8 discs. To ship to ny, total cost to me will be like 5 or 6 bucks. As a Christmas present to ME, I'll burn them and send them to you, if you trust me with your address. The more people I get to watch the show, the more people I have to discuss the show with!

Unless you don't have time to watch them??

It's cool, I won't expect anything in return. Sharing a show I love is reward enough for me, as corny as that sounds. Just let me know!
 
(Sorry, had to get ready for work, where I am now) ;)

I mean, I wouldn't stop you from doing it, I would certainly appreciate it, but I might not be able to watch it rabidly right away. It's not exactly my genre...I wouldn't want to disappoint you, who I love and lust so.
 
It's cool, watch 'em whenever. If it's not your thing, that's cool too. Someone sent me "The Office" awhile ago, and I really didn't like that.

I'll burn them this weekend and PM you on Monday to get your address.

I think you'll like the show!
 
I want to get Veronica Mars episodes in the mail too. :(
Is it because BDM hates me and is intimidated by my large ephemeral Bisexual aura? :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
I want to get Veronica Mars episodes in the mail too. :(
Is it because BDM hates me and is intimidated by my large ephemeral Bisexual aura? :D
Hey BDM, take care of BB first if you like, he's panting for it...which is somewhat arousing to me, but what isn't? ;)
 
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