I'm NEVER going to have sex

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe you would have more sucess with women if you ever made any attempt to talk to them.

Maybe I WOUDLN'T.

 

[whisky]

You'll never know till you try

 

[The Question]

Teach me that!

Yeah, I wish I knew how this works. Sometimes time, space matter 'n' energy just get out of line, and ya gotta show 'em a little tough love.

 

[Mandi]

you aren't gonna do that to me are you?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Heh heh. GAY LICK.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wacky, how much does a hooer cost in Scotland? I'm sure we could put together a MF fund-raiser and buy you a nice Lady of the Evening!

 

[jack]

Scottish hookers?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She's cute, and I bet she has a great accent, but I don't think I could get past the fact THAT SHE'S NOTHING MORE THAN A CHEAP HOOER!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather dress up as Jar Jar and scare children.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can't you do both?

 

[Mentalist]

About two years ago I was here in Syros and went to the strip club with some of the lads and got a lap dance from a Scottish girl. She was fucking unbelivable. Looked like Britney Spears and danced to the song "slave" Her tits were the bomb yo!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Are you trying to tell me something, Mentalist? I distinctly heard a, "BlazerBoy is sexy as hell" somewhere in there.

 

[Mentalist]

Are you trying to tell me something, Mentalist? I distinctly heard a, "BlazerBoy is sexy as hell" somewhere in there.

SSSSHHH! I'll deal with you when I get home!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm a filthy paki.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But you run a beautiful laundrette. Which means Daniel Day-Lewis gets to fellate you.

WHY CAN'T I BE YOU said Robert Smith in a bear suit...fucking furry bastard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SSSSHHH! I'll deal with you when I get home!

OK, if I can't have you, neither can he. Don't make me murder both of you. The HCl is on backorder, so I don't have enough to dispose of both bodies at once.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Damn you Barbara Streisand!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MECHA MINNELLI APPROACHES!!! THIS WILL BE BETTER THAN ALIEN VS PREDATOR OR KRAMER VS KRAMER!!!!

 

[Dual]

KRAMER WOULD WIN

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, he'd "pull a Kramer" at the last minute and ruined it!