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I'm NEVER going to have sex

Wacky, how much does a hooer cost in Scotland? I'm sure we could put together a MF fund-raiser and buy you a nice Lady of the Evening!
 
Scottish hookers?

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She's cute, and I bet she has a great accent, but I don't think I could get past the fact THAT SHE'S NOTHING MORE THAN A CHEAP HOOER!!
 
About two years ago I was here in Syros and went to the strip club with some of the lads and got a lap dance from a Scottish girl. She was fucking unbelivable. Looked like Britney Spears and danced to the song "slave" Her tits were the bomb yo!
 
Are you trying to tell me something, Mentalist? I distinctly heard a, "BlazerBoy is sexy as hell" somewhere in there. :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
Are you trying to tell me something, Mentalist? I distinctly heard a, "BlazerBoy is sexy as hell" somewhere in there. :D
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SSSSHHH! I'll deal with you when I get home!
 
But you run a beautiful laundrette. Which means Daniel Day-Lewis gets to fellate you.

WHY CAN'T I BE YOU said Robert Smith in a bear suit...fucking furry bastard.
 
Mentalist said:
SSSSHHH! I'll deal with you when I get home!
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OK, if I can't have you, neither can he. Don't make me murder both of you. The HCl is on backorder, so I don't have enough to dispose of both bodies at once.
 
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