I'm NEVER going to have sex

[CaptainWacky]

You do realise that, right?

 

[Mentalist]

It depends how picky you are and if you actually go out into social situations where you can meet women on your own terms.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am 100% certain that I will never have sex. I've made my peace with it.

 

[Mentalist]

You can't be 100% certain about anything and you wouldn't have made total peace with it if it is so prevalent on your mind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

True. BUT I AM AND HAVE!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think you should just totally lower your standards.

That way you get both sex and lowered self-esteem at the same time. Two birds and all that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What are standards?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

That's the spirit!

 

[BlazerBoy]

JillianBicardi vs Eva Longoria.

THOSE are standards. You simply MUST know where to draw the line.

 

[Mandi]

more towards the Jillian, but not completely would fit you wacky

 

[Mentalist]

"The Ring has no power over him. He is his own master. But he cannot alter the Ring itself, nor break its power over others. And now he is withdrawn into a little land, within bounds that he has set, though none can see them, waiting perhaps for a change of days, and he will not step beyond them." (Gandalf, referring to Tom Bombadil)

 

[Mandi]

You on a LOTR kick or something menty?

 

[Mentalist]

Yes, I finished reading it for the first time today.

 

[Mandi]

which one?

 

[Mentalist]

None of them. I was lying, I read LOTR for the first time 11 years ago and 6 times since.

 

[Mandi]

oh damn liar

 

[whisky]

Maybe you would have more sucess with women if you ever made any attempt to talk to them.

 

[jack]

You've never had sex wacky?

 

[The Question]

*says something in Gaelic, then smashes a table by pointing at it*

 

[Mentalist]

*says something in Gaelic, then smashes a table by pointing at it*

Teach me that!