I watched the pilot episode of airwolf for the first time in 40 years

[Volpone]

There is about to be.

"Oh boy."

 

[The Question]

I'm sure Sam Beckett will turn out to have been a gay polygender quasimetacyclosexual poptart, Al will be revealed to have actually been a black muslim lawn dart, and the leaping effect, instead of being blue, will be rainbow-hued. With fuckin' sparkles.