What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

I just woke up from the worst fucking dream.

Friday said:
Menty...you're only 22. How long could you possibly have dated this chick?

Not to belittle your pain or anything. I feel for you...
Click to expand...

First time when I was seven. Last time about 4 years ago.

Besides, I'm over it now.
 
I may have missed this over the months and years, but if you don't mind me asking, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
 
Ah. For some reason I thought it would be younger.

I should be losing mine any day now, if Dev can tear himself away from his books and get up here...
 
I've seen pictures of Greece, and I watched the Olympics from Greece last summer (I mean, I watched them on the telebision, I didn't watch them from Greece, if you know what I mean [they originated from Greece and I watched them on television]) and there seemed to be some "very fit birds" in Greece from what I remember. Come now, a handsome young dude like you should be covered in Greek chicks all night. When I was a Handsome Young Dude, I was!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
I've seen pictures of Greece, and I watched the Olympics from Greece last summer (I mean, I watched them on the telebision, I didn't watch them from Greece, if you know what I mean [they originated from Greece and I watched them on television]) and there seemed to be some "very fit birds" in Greece from what I remember. Come now, a handsome young dude like you should be covered in Greek chicks all night. When I was a Handsome Young Dude, I was!
Click to expand...

Thats Athens. I saw them building the stadium from the bus when I was travelling back to England frequently 18 months ago. There is loads to do in winter if you are in Athens. I'm on Syros which is an island 90 miles south of Athens. In the summer it's slamming here and there are loads of blindingly hot girls walking about in skimpy clothes and every day is spent down the beach or in the bar.

But it's winter and it sucks, and there is nothing to do, and I'm bored.
 
^Is it more boring than going home? Aren't you going to miss your family during the holidays?

My dream vacation would be two weeks on the island of Mykanos but they call it a dream for a reason.

By the bye, how is Seph?
 
My dream vacation would be two weeks on the island of Mykanos but they call it a dream for a reason.
Click to expand...

I was there a few months ago. I can, if I strain my head and look out the window, see Mykonos glittering away across the water, it's less than an hour on the boat.

Syros is nicer but Mykonos is crazy off the scale. I was actually concieved on Mykonos. Born in England obviously but concieved there. Fun fact #1231321
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Is Mykonos still TEH GHEY???
Click to expand...

It is an uninhibited island in every sense. It's a party island. You have your gay clubs and you have your straight clubs. Straight clubs are fucking off the hook, women are fucking fine, fine, fine, topless girls dancing, music blaring, people shagging in the streets.

It's very much like that. And it has the whole gay part of the island as well which is doing its own thang. But I don't have much to report back on that.
 
Well, get in your speedo and get over there, and report back!

*DISCLAIMER: Eggs Mayonnaise does not, in fact, expect this to happen in our current reality, but instead is trying to fashion a device like The Intendent had to hop to other realities where this would be in the cards*
 
Unfourtunaltly for me I hop into those alternate dimensions when I drink a little too much Tequila!



JOKE
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top