I feel death ready to take me in its cold embrace

[CaptainWacky]

Fare-thee-well!

"The eagles are coming, the eagles are coming!"

 

[SilentBtViolent]

NO DON'T DO IT WACKY !!! NOOOOOOES!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do what? I have no choice in the matter. Death smiles on all of us. The only thing we can do is smile back.

 

[The Question]

Death is a whore. Kinda like Madonna. OMG MADONNA = DEATH, I KNEW IT!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I meant "don't smile!" Death is an animal and sees it as a sign of aggression.

Just back away slowly...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Take Val with you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOODBYE! MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN EVEN THOUGH THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS ALL I AM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You can be like Al in Full Metal Alchemist and be transferred into a huge honking robot body.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

NOOOOOOO!!

But hey maybe they can hook up your brain to a videocamera or a sonar or something so then you can see like a bat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe.q

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Or maybe now that your brain is unleashed from the confines of your body you will finally find enlightenment and then you'll be like, "i don't fucking care that i don't have a body" but eventually you will figure out that you are just bullshitting yourself and then you will be really pissed and unhappy and then what can you do? Nothing because you are just a poor stupid bitter brain with really wild delusions of grandeur.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Jethro]

*Starts singing a rousing rendition of "When the Saints Go Marching In"*

*sings it again but changes the last two words to whacking off*

 

[Dr Dave]

"Ol' Man River, that Ol' Man River"

 

[CaptainWacky]

My brain is part of my body.

ARE YOU SAYING I TOUCH CHILDREN!?

 

[Mentalist]

Eagles are not taxis in Tolkeins world, no siiiiir!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If it's the Philadelphia Eagles, then yeah it's death alright...ask BDM.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^ Why'd ya have to go and bring up dem bums?

BTW, who knew that teh gayz like Anime??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm quite well-rounded for a homoghey, I admit. There's the baseball thing, too.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ohhh yeahhhh...I forgot about that! Why, it's almost like you're a man!!!