In West Philadelphia Mal was born and raised. On the playground he spent most of his day. He got in one little fight, and his Mom got scared, and said "PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS, GET THE SHITTING CLUSTER-FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND GO WITH LITTLE MISS MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH. YOU SHIT IN YOUR OWN BED AND BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU?"
At this point, SUPER-GREG swung in on his amazing rope of steel, karate kicking evil forces of Skeletor into submission! And it was from this point that HONG-KONG-CHAGA and his loyal sidekick MALBERT STEPTOE were united, fighting the forces of crime, and hoping one day that their next leap would be the leap home!