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Did You Know?

Robert "Monkey" Loggia

Mongoloid Biscuit Beast
That Greg saved my life once?
 
no.

how?
 
I had lots of problems when I was younger. I was suicidal, and he stuck with me and talked me out of it. I'll always be in his debt.
 
Did he do it by offering you sweeties, and a look at some puppies?
 
How did you know?
 
You're a disgusting pervert, Malicious J. Pendleton III. That's how I know!
 
The word is PREVERT! GAWD!
 
forgive him. it was the warm milk talking.
 
Oh, THAT Greg. I was thinking Proops.

(Unless you DID mean Proops, in which case my post should read "oh, Greg PROOPS. I was thinking THAT OTHER Greg.")
 
Greg Proops dialed 911 and fondled Mal's balls as he lay unconscious, til the ambulance came. He's a great man.
 
GREG PROOPS IS GAY!?
 
Not according to wikipedia
 
Well what was he doing with the balls then?
 
He's very hygenic.
 
In West Philadelphia Mal was born and raised. On the playground he spent most of his day. He got in one little fight, and his Mom got scared, and said "PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS, GET THE SHITTING CLUSTER-FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND GO WITH LITTLE MISS MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH. YOU SHIT IN YOUR OWN BED AND BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU?"

At this point, SUPER-GREG swung in on his amazing rope of steel, karate kicking evil forces of Skeletor into submission! And it was from this point that HONG-KONG-CHAGA and his loyal sidekick MALBERT STEPTOE were united, fighting the forces of crime, and hoping one day that their next leap would be the leap home!
 
You were a giant jack ass when you were younger too, that seems to have changed...Thank God.
 
I ALWAYS LIKED HIM
 
You were a giant jack ass when you were younger too, that seems to have changed...Thank God.

Nah, I'm still a giant jackass. :joker:
 
Love that Monkey #1!
 
bODYBAG STOLE MY mIND.
 
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