CONDOMS

[Elnidfse]

You've got your smartasses, your duals, your trolls, and your complete idiots.

I think you've the ability to sort it all out.

To whom it may concern,
I take immeasurable pleasure in your willfulness to answer a question that I have apparently asked somebody else. It was even answered, if you don't mind me saying, in a relatively clever way. However, for future purposes I do insist you do not answer questions that you are not initially asked in the first place. I do hope you understand.
Yours Truly,
Elnidfse

 

[Lilac]

Sorry, Sarek was too busy beating the AARP for his benefits. I had to answer in his stead.

 

[missmanners]

The Dual game bores me stupid. I wish we'd finally stamp them out here.

Who is who, Sarek?

They are who they say they are!


mm

 

[Elnidfse]

Sorry, Sarek was too busy beating the AARP for his benefits. I had to answer in his stead.

I don't recall him asking you to do so either. It seems I have you in a checkmate kind friend.

 

[Sarek]

Sorry, Sarek was too busy beating the AARP for his benefits. I had to answer in his stead.

43 not 55.

Now back to the basement.

 

[Lilac]

43 not 55.

My work here is finished.

 

[Sarek]

I don't recall him asking you to do so either. It seems I have you in a checkmate kind friend.

The only thing you have is your cock in a strangle hold.

 

[Elnidfse]

The only thing you have is your cock in a strangle hold.

Its a raging beast. Its fighting against the zipper.

 

[EV1L1]

 

[Elnidfse]

Ha, what a small wrapper. Oh wait, I think I'm relating to much to what I have to open

 

[Falconarg]

Ha, what a small wrapper. Oh wait, I think I'm relating to much to what I have to open

ur ass is full of AIDS becuase u dont use condom so stfu

 

[Elnidfse]

ur ass is full of AIDS becuase u dont use condom so stfu

L2English

 

[Sarek]

You two related?

 

[Elnidfse]

You two related?

Funny, I was going to ask you the same question, my good sir. It may be, that we could possibly be twins. You and I, Sarek.

 

[Sarek]

Funny, I was going to ask you the same question, my good sir. It may be, that we could possibly be twins. You and I, Sarek.

Impossible.

 

[Elnidfse]

Impossible.

"The truth will set you free.

 

[Sarek]

^I’m a practicing cannibal. A twin wouldn’t have survived.

 

[Kitty]

Sarek has a sidekick, cute.

 

[Sarek]

Yeah, I'm Mr. Incredible. Only I can't get rid of this little geek.

 

[Cacophony]

I had something to say here, but I forgot what it was, so I'm just going to meaninglessly post in this thread.