CONDOMS

[God's Afro]

Do you notice a difference when you have sex with or without condoms? That is, is there a difference when having sex with or without them?

 

[Sarek]

Yes, without them, the chances are better that morons like you can be conceived.

 

[jack]

Ditto with them. So you know how effective all that is.

I hated condoms. Like fucking in space. No one can feel you come.

 

[jack]

I got a blow job from a hooker once like that when I was in Mexico tripping my brains out in Juarez. It was just the weirdest thing.

 

[Sarek]

That's what he said.

 

[jack]

LOL that WASNT a penis!

 

[Bickendan]

Surgically added dildo?

 

[Elnidfse]

Surgically added dildo?

My good sir, I do commend you on the 'pun' that you have made, however, what you have said is physically impossible. Maybe, my good gentlemen, in the realm of reality you live in, a twisted world indeed, fusing dildo's to human flesh may be possible. However, in this world of ours, the one with real people, that act is generally frowned upon. Please, in the future, I wish for you to look at the screen from time to time during the process of typing that you have created that consists of rolling ones face on the keyboard and clicking send. Good day, sir.

 

[Sarek]

^See? Now if your daddy had worn a condom, or at the very least, taught your mommy to swallow, we wouldn't have to sit and watch pages load slower because of your mini novels.

 

[Elnidfse]

^See? Now if your daddy had worn a condom, or at the very least, taught your mommy to swallow, we wouldn't have to sit and watch pages load slower because of your mini novels.

As much as you protest against it, my good sir, you know as well as I do that my mini novels is what makes your world spin. The fact alone that you acknowledge them reinforces what little value they had in the beginning.

 

[Gagh]

Nice to see TK has had the obligatory injection of complete morons in my absence. Nobody has the right to display more moronic tendencies than myself, however, so I will monitor this sorry bunch with loose abandon.

 

[Sarek]

Same group, different names.

 

[Gagh]

The Dual game bores me stupid. I wish we'd finally stamp them out here.

Who is who, Sarek?

 

[Elnidfse]

Nice to see TK has had the obligatory injection of complete morons in my absence. Nobody has the right to display more moronic tendencies than myself, however, so I will monitor this sorry bunch with loose abandon.

So you are a figure from a time ago. It is nice that me, a fellow gentlemen, is able to be blessed by members such as yourself.

 

[Gagh]

So you are a figure from a time ago. It is nice that me, a fellow gentlemen, is able to be blessed by members such as yourself.

Fuck off.

 

[Elnidfse]

The Dual game bores me stupid. I wish we'd finally stamp them out here.

Who is who, Sarek?

Yes, Sarek, who exactly IS who?

 

[Elnidfse]

Fuck off.

My good sir, surely you, a senior troll, can see the futility in trying to repel people with short statements.

 

[Gagh]

My good sir, surely you, a senior troll, can see the futility in trying to repel people with short statements.

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[Sarek]

The Dual game bores me stupid. I wish we'd finally stamp them out here.

Who is who, Sarek?

Now, now.

I can not tell a lie.

Suffice it to say,

None of these duals,

are I.

 

[Lilac]

Yes, Sarek, who exactly IS who?

You've got your smartasses, your duals, your trolls, and your complete idiots.

I think you've the ability to sort it all out.