Coke vs Pepsi

[Cranky Bastard]

Ever read the ingredients on the Pepsi can?

 

[Tyrant]

Thank you for admitting that you still suck.

I never admitted anything. I stated that your sucking more was contingent on me sucking. There was no quantity or degree of sucking specified.

Would you like to play again?

Sure, I'll give you another shot.

 

[Sarek]

Ever read the ingredients on the Pepsi can?

Yes. I'm reading one now.

Weasel piss is not listed in the ingredients.

 

[Sarek]

I never admitted anything. I stated that your sucking more was contingent on me sucking. There was no quantity or degree of sucking specified.

Sure, I'll give you another shot.

We've moved on. Now contribute to the conversation constructively or shut the fuck up.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Yes. I'm reading one now.

Weasel piss is not listed in the ingredients.

Yeah yeah yeah.... you have to be able to read Pepsi-speak.

See that phetylketubullshit listed in the ingredients? That's Albanian for weasel piss.

 

[Tyrant]

We've moved on. Now contribute to the conversation constructively or shut the fuck up.

AHAHAHHA. Not one but I can do this to you.

 

[Sarek]

Yeah yeah yeah.... you have to be able to read Pepsi-speak.

See that phetylketubullshit listed in the ingredients? That's Albanian for weasel piss.

No It's not.

 

[Sarek]

AHAHAHHA. Not one but I can do this to you.

Do what? Prove you suck?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

No It's not.

Is fucking too, you Albanian-language-challenged ignorant American!

 

[Tyrant]

Do what? Prove you suck?

Too late to backtrack, homeboy!

YOU'RE BEEN ERASED!

 

[Sarek]

Too late to backtrack, homeboy!

YOU'RE BEEN ERASED!

Then why am I still here?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Too late to backtrack, homeboy!

YOU'RE BEEN ERASED!

Did Arny do it?

 

[Sarek]

Is fucking too, you Albanian-language-challenged ignorant American!

Bullshit.

phetylketubullshit is Polish for Ferret piss.

Acesulfame is Albanian for weasel piss you ass hat.

 

[Tyrant]

Sarek's Albanian? A Mulsim and a commie , LOL!

 

[Sarek]

Sarek's Albanian? A Mulsim and a commie , LOL!

No on all three counts.

Seems I've over estimated your intelligence though.

 

[Tyrant]

No on all three counts.

Seems I've over estimated your intelligence though.

I've overestimated yours as well.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Bullshit.

phetylketubullshit is Polish for Ferret piss.

Acesulfame is Albanian for weasel piss you ass hat.

Every good Albanian knows ferrets and weasels are in the same family.

 

[headvoid]

I used to work for Pepsi. It sucks

Coke also sucks though, so this is a tough one.

 

[Gonad]

Diet Coke or regular Pepsi, whichever is cheaper.

 

[The Harlot]

I still like Dr. Pepper the best.