CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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Cats versus dogs, ULTIMATE POLL
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I LOVE DOGS TOO but I've always been a city dweller, and dogs require yard space, and more time and attention, like children.
Cats are less hassle, and are happy to sometimes interact with you, and sometimes for each of you to have your space.
And now I understand why I'm not married...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
ONE VOTE FOR SEX WITH CATS.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Sex with fish is illegal.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
OK. I forgot to put this in my recent blog post and I'm too lazy to look for the cute animals thread. I have goldfish. Over a decade ago I had goldfish in a large ceramic rainwater pot. I got them to keep mosquito larvae in check but I became quite fond of them. Then we had a winter cold enough to freeze water enough to crack the pot and they died.
A few years after that, after moving from Oregon to Kentucky, I got a house to use for a rental that, for various reasons, seemed to need a fish pond. But it was a rental property and not only can renters not take care of something like goldfish, I was never able to get it to maintain a constant water level. Finally I decided to sell the house. As a last-ditch attempt to keep the fish pond I got a rigid 50 gallon tub to put within the pond. But it didn't work and looked terrible so in the end I listened to my realtor and had a bunch of dirt delivered to fill in the pond.
But before I did, I collected up around 20 gallons of pond water and the 3 PetSmart "feeder" goldfish I'd reintroduced the week before. I drove them, the water, and the 50 gallon pond back to my house (along with some of the plants from the pond), dug a hole for the pond, put in the water, plants, and fish and refilled the buckets so the chemicals could evaporate away and I could top off the pond. That was, I dunno, a month or so ago. At first the fish were very aloof (and the water was very cloudy) but eventually the water cleared up and the fish have become more and more friendly (as well as larger). It has made me fairly happy and made me realize how much I'd missed fishies.
A few years after that, after moving from Oregon to Kentucky, I got a house to use for a rental that, for various reasons, seemed to need a fish pond. But it was a rental property and not only can renters not take care of something like goldfish, I was never able to get it to maintain a constant water level. Finally I decided to sell the house. As a last-ditch attempt to keep the fish pond I got a rigid 50 gallon tub to put within the pond. But it didn't work and looked terrible so in the end I listened to my realtor and had a bunch of dirt delivered to fill in the pond.
But before I did, I collected up around 20 gallons of pond water and the 3 PetSmart "feeder" goldfish I'd reintroduced the week before. I drove them, the water, and the 50 gallon pond back to my house (along with some of the plants from the pond), dug a hole for the pond, put in the water, plants, and fish and refilled the buckets so the chemicals could evaporate away and I could top off the pond. That was, I dunno, a month or so ago. At first the fish were very aloof (and the water was very cloudy) but eventually the water cleared up and the fish have become more and more friendly (as well as larger). It has made me fairly happy and made me realize how much I'd missed fishies.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I can't fuck that.
Kyehlar
Grovel And Subscribe!
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Not with that attitude!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Cat-fuckers are dominating the poll now, like how cats dominate our cocks.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
The movie The Shape Of Water is almost fish porn, then again so is Splash and The Little Mermaid...
Kyehlar
Grovel And Subscribe!
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Zombie Hunter
OOH! OOH! OOH! This reminds me of an old joke: Girl brings her 2 year old Great Dane in to the vet. "Doc, you gotta help me," she says, "Every night when I get home from work, Duke is so excited to see me that he jumps up on me, knocks me down, and starts humping me." The vet says this is fairly common for a dog that age and to stop at the front desk to set up an appointment to have him neutered. She says "can't you just trim his nails and do something about his breath?"