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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

It's not rained in two months my grass looks yellow and dead.
 
Cassie said:
I watched about 5 minutes of a mowing video on youtube and shamed myself into going out and getting the yard mowed. IT IS DONE.
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That's fantastic. Now come do mine.
 
The last time I decided to declare myself the Master of the Pan Flute I was shocked to learn that Zamphir was still alive. That was awhile back so maybe I should check again, but at this point he's kind of like Abe Vigoda or Betty White, where I just want him to live forever so I don't want to know.
 
 
Golf course restaurants should serve pistachio pudding and call it "The Pudding Green."
 
That second cocktail is the troublemaker. I'll have one and be like "Oh, I'm good. Don't even really want another." But I'm not quite ready for bed and don't want another cup of herbal tea so I say "heck, I'll have one more" and it says "fuck it, I know some friends. Let's invite them down."
 
If the box my sparkplugs came in can be believed, "bougie" is French for "sparkplug."
 
I need this.

I need this very badly (wouldn't mind the Power Girl movie either).

Please, God... make this happen...

 
 
You're not sending me to the cooler
 
A year ago today a tiny spider crawled into my smoke alarm and set it off, and the same thing happened last night, at 1.30 AM
 
The Beer Hall Pooch said:
I need this.

I need this very badly (wouldn't mind the Power Girl movie either).

Please, God... make this happen...

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Well I had to stay up late, watching the 2010 live action Space Battleship Yamato on YouTube as long as I could stay awake because of this post.
 
There's this guy that lives nearby with a very loud Dodge Charger that likes to romp his way up and down the street and I can hear it 5 blocks away. He needs to die in a fire.
 
when i click a thread that has a new reply it used to take me straight to the new reply, but not it seems to take me about two posts too far down the thread. i can't be fucked trying to explain this in the QSF forum though.
 
That sort of happens with me too, but I've just been putting up with it. I AM A WEAK JELLYFISH.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
That sort of happens with me too, but I've just been putting up with it. I AM A WEAK JELLYFISH.
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I have a friend who's visited me a few times and when we go to breakfast (or wherever) we take his Cadillac and his Cadillac tells him the route to take. I'm like "this is a stupid route, there's a much simpler way," and he'll say "it's easier to just go the way it tells me." RISE OF THE MACHINES!
 
Soon we will all be trapped in Elon's driverless cars, being taken places we don't want to go...
 
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