Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[whisky]

It's not rained in two months my grass looks yellow and dead.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I watched about 5 minutes of a mowing video on youtube and shamed myself into going out and getting the yard mowed. IT IS DONE.

That's fantastic. Now come do mine.

 

[Volpone]

The last time I decided to declare myself the Master of the Pan Flute I was shocked to learn that Zamphir was still alive. That was awhile back so maybe I should check again, but at this point he's kind of like Abe Vigoda or Betty White, where I just want him to live forever so I don't want to know.