Your best business proposal to William Shatner

[headvoid]

As evidenced by the discovery of "shats" personally endorsed by the man himself, I reckon we could get him to endorse just about any old crap.

If we get a good one, we should send him our proposal fully worked up with slice of MIGHTY FINE EQUITY for him. Let's face it, we can give him 49% of the profits, because there won't be any profits...

Anyone care to have a go?

Often caught out when boldly going out? Are you set to stun, when you actually have the runs?

Get back in the chair and go where no man has gone before. That's right, these NOSHATS pants personally endorsed by Big Bill himself will put you back on your mission. (5 year guarantee as well!)

Go back and seek out new civilisations, safe in the knowledge your Jefferies tubes can do their worst.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Equestrian-themed sex gear.

Keep your philly in line with the Kirk Crop and Shatspurs! Enjoy a romp in the SHat Sex Saddle! And let's not forget the very fashionable SHAT CHAPS!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Patrick Stewart will get in on the act too, he does voiceovers for pretty much anything nowadays.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU'RE SO MONEYSUPERMARKET.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's also the voice of the LEGO MMO game, which is kind of fun when you do something and he says it's "MARVELOUS!"

 

[Cassie]

The Shat: Pulsating hand shower and shower head.

TO BOLDLY WASH WHERE NO MAN HAS WASHED BEFORE.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's a musical version of Julius Caesar...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Every time I rewatch that movie, it gets 8% cooler and 9% more awesome.

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[CaptainWacky]

(I still can't think of any funny ideas.)