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eloisel

eloisel

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You might be the Snerk Queen if:

You think every president that ever lived made it their goal in life to screw up yours ... :lisandra:

One in three posts has *snerk* in it ... :huh:

One in three posts is spam but has never received a warning of suspension for being a spammer ... :ham:
 
You might be the Snerk Queen if:

If you think you can point to a violation and they will notice, be sure they won't.

If you think you are funny using those laughing smiles, your not!!

You can bet money $$ one in four articles breaks the copyright laws.
 
You might be an EI redneck if you

"flat-out despise just a scant few people and worship the ground that awaits their corpses"
 
Hey, that one wasn't cool. There's enough room in my double wide trailer for everybody. :D
 
A Karas said:
Hey, that one wasn't cool. There's enough room in my double wide trailer for everybody. :D
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Uhh ... and I thought you lived alone!
 
eloisel said:
Uhh ... and I thought you lived alone!
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I do. That's why there's plenty of room in here. Yee-haw!
 
You ARE a snerk queen....if a lazy butt mod hands out an official warning because a member refused an equal members request to edit.
 
I think I'm going to start posting there more regularly :bigass:
 
As long as I don't have to do any weird trekkie handshakes or anything, I mean.
 
^ I think that would be the Andromeda limp wristed shake.
 
Hmmm... I thought Andromeda was something with a Force Lance.
 
You might be an EI mod if you can apply policy to one poster and not another.
 
jack said:
As long as I don't have to do any weird trekkie handshakes or anything, I mean.
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There's hugs.
 
You might be an EI mod if you see writing about salsa a suspensable offense.
 
Rockraven said:
There's hugs.
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Yes, there is that if one enjoys being hugged by a boa constricter.
 
Rockraven said:
There's hugs.
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Why yes, this rope will hug your neck in one moment, could you just step over this trap door, please. This will one take a second.

Pulll

Bye Bye...You have been hugged by the EI staff.
 
Boa constrictors are cool in the hugging department.
 
Godeskian: Insult is when you say something against people we like. Parody is when you insult someone we don’t.

A Karas: I defend the right of some EIers to insult and gloat when it comes to TKers because the rules apply only to you and not to me.

Orpheus: My filk is a parody and not insulting, ask Godeskian who will explain it to you.

Appreciate: A love letter in AQG is not spam if you link it to religious music.

G1223: If I personally attack TKers then perhaps the staff bullies will not turn their eyes back on me.

Chakotay: I’m not a wisecracker, just expressing my opinion as rudely as the staff allows me to be.

AQG Staff: Sure, we’ll slap around MuseZack, but then we’ll take it back,
to give the appearance of equality.
 
Horray, I made the list. :)

Even though all of it is just more bullshit...
 
You might be the snerk prince if:

You get banned from AQG when you use an "orwellian slur" against G1984, and use a ( in a responce to A Karas.

Then, when you have the balls to challenge the staff's authority, they ban you board wide.
 
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