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Yeah Whatever you Fucks

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Roadwarrior

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You guys and gals collectively form a pile of shit that I made in my shorts today. I thought I was farting but a big turd came out instead. So I hope you are happy.
 
Just this morning I woke up and said to myself, "OMG, I hope I get to be part of a log in Roadwarrior's britches today." I called up everyone on the board and they said they had the same desire. So, yes, we are happy. Very happy. There is nothing we'd collectively rather be than a log in Roadwarrior's britches. Thanks for making our dreams come true. Next time, though, please use a little fabric softener in the wash, or throw one of those dryer sheets in with the load. We are delicate piles of shit, ya know.
 
I decided to drink half a case of "The Beast" yesterday to see what I would do. Now I know.
 
Roadwarrior said:
You guys and gals collectively form a pile of shit that I made in my shorts today. I thought I was farting but a big turd came out instead. So I hope you are happy.
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I see you were turned down by another 450 KG fatass bitch with pimples covering her face. Please my dear child, do not give up. Surely there is a heavier bitch out there somewhere for you. Do not sweat your own 500 KG frame lest you lost a milligram of fat to stress. Perhaps a visit to FATCOWS 'R' US is in order yes? Mommy and daddy are willing to assist you no doubt, after all they want their poor son out of their basement once-and-for-all. Do not fret, the USA is a nation of fat ugly bitches. I am sure you shall find your buffetmate er I mean soulmate one of these days. It is not classy to take out your anger upon the denizens of this pathetic excuse of a site.
 
Naw, Fibby...that's ScrotusRex, or some minor facet thereof of that personality.
 
Does that mean he'll explode and start whining and shitting all over the board once people start calling him "SaintLoser" or something like that?
 
DizzlePro17 said:
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No surprise an individual like yourself should see fit to respond by simply spanking your monkey. That displays a lack of intellect, your inability to come up with a retort worthy of reviewing.
 
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