yeah, so wolverine sucks

[whisky]

You can take that as read, or I can provide details.

 

[curiousa2z]

I think we can conclude from that post you are not female.
details available if required.

 

[whisky]

Its just a textbook case of best bits in the trailer.

Was nice to see Charlie again, and the guy who shot Ben's daughter.

 

[curiousa2z]

yeah - it was nice to see Charlie!
and Hugh Jackman's chest.


Which one was the guy who shot Ben's daughter in this movie?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Keamy good as the Blob?

 

[curiousa2z]

YES!!

 

[Tisiphone]

He's not in it that much, but yeah, he does a solid.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EWWW!

 

[curiousa2z]

in a fat and gooey body suit...

 

[whisky]

Good job he's not a method actor

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yeah, the movie sucked. The only good part was Jackman. I gave it a C, and that's being generous.

How in fuck's sake did it gross more than the infinitely better Star Trek???

 

[whisky]

Opening weekend maybe, we'll see who does better overall.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And women apparently!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

And they gay dudes sitting three seats down from me, who would literally *gasp* whenever Jackman appeared shirtless!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Honestly, Jackman has never done it for me. Too toothsome, too effusive, too lumberjack-who-took-ballroom-dancing-for-a-few-weeks...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't let HENCOCK hear you say TWAT!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Honestly, Jackman has never done it for me. Too toothsome, too effusive, too lumberjack-who-took-ballroom-dancing-for-a-few-weeks...

These guys were all fairly young (younger than me, anyway), and seemed pretty "trendy". Srsly, there were audible gasps nearly every time Jackman took off his shirt. The funny thing is, all three of the dudes seemed to be in almost as good shape as Hugh.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He seems like a thoroughly nice bloke you could have a pint with, so it's a shame for him that the movie's not very good. Oh well, he'll just have to console himself somehow with his big muscles and millions of adoring fans that want to fuck his brains out.

 

[Tisiphone]

^And I'm sure that keeps him up at night, too. The guilt of it all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He knows Anna Paquin.