Would you trust these men?

[headvoid]

The fascinating thing for me is the hovering crown. How is that working?

 

[Cassie]

Is that a DONG?

 

[FBI parte due]

Probably fishing line from that metal arm-thing hanging over it?

I really hope those aren't scare quotes around the word "imagination."

 

['Gear]

Pa? WTF?? WHERE'S MOM?

Obviously the dildo chair is supposed to subvert the attention of those without "imagination". The message is plain - Your ability to FUCKING LEVITATE is limited only by your imagination. Look, it say so right there in the literature plain as day.

Simple folk fixate on the ridiculous chair and the two old men cranking on the hp. The crown is symbolic as is the term "pleasure throne". You too can be a Prince of The Power of The Air.

 

[headvoid]

The carpet scares me almost as much as the man at the back with the 1000 yard stare.

 

['Gear]

Gotta be Vegas or Atlantic City. Dildo says Vegas.

They do have a look of resolute purpose to them. I suppose I would too if I possessed the secrets of levitation cloaked under the guise of a dildo chair company.

How come my spellcheck doesn't know dildo? Cheap ass shit.

 

[FBI parte due]

A+ on that prediction.

http://web.archive.org/web/20040828214506/http://pleasurethrone.com/

 

[whisky]

Is the guy at the computer the corpse of Charlton Heston?

 

['Gear]

You can have my dildo when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would not trust those men.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd trust them to torture someone for me.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Looks like Buzz Aldrin's trying to get another kind of rocket science to take off.

 

['Gear]

That Buzz Aldrin. He's incorrigible.

 

[headvoid]

They are appearing in episode 2.4 of Game of Thrones.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Good to see Stan Lee is keeping busy these days.

(Actually they look more like Stacy Keach and John Rubenstein but that would register with few people so KEEP MOVING)

 

[whisky]

Mike Hammer and the son from Crazy like a fox.

Yeah, I watched a lot of american TV in the 80s.

 

['Gear]

This is getting weird.

 

[headvoid]

and the thread started so normal

 

[Cassie]

Why is there a hole where you put your head? WHY?

 

[FBI parte due]

Don't worry, 'Gear, the British sense of humor is famously "broad," so you'll have to telegraph the punchline a bit next time you want them to get a joke.