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Would you go back in time?

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Eggs Mayonnaise

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Not to kill Hitler or anything, just to be on set during this moment...
 
If you could go and come back, yes, if you could go back, but had to spend the rest of your life there, then no.

I believe that was the star trek parody they were reading.

Funny Nimoy looks almost older there than he is now.
 
He does have that Martin Landau/Ed Wood thing going on. It's like they did his makeup for a silent movie shoot.
 
I'd go back and tell Shatner not to be so mean to Sulu.
 
I'd rather be on set for THIS moment:

 
Maybe you could also tell him to get a bungalow
 
I would not go back in time.
 
What if you saved Janice Rand from being raped but she went on to become the new Hitler?
 
I'd go back and help Roddenberry chase the naked Nichelle around his office.
 
Would you put the Rod in her Berry?
 
I'd go back and convince them to sign that magazine and give it to me, then I'd put it in a safe deposit box and travel back to the future and then I'd have a shower with Captain Kirk.
 
Time travel never ends well.
 
What method are we talking here? Terminator style time travel: forget it. BTTF Delorean style? Possibly, if I'm damn sure I've got Mr Fusion. Around the sun slingshot? I cannot do the necessary calculations.

If I did, it would probably only to position myself for sex with the finest redheads in Hollywood's history and collecting stuff that would rake in the monies. I'd be taking the current equivalent to Gray's Sports Almanac and you could bet big money I would be a chump like Biff and use it simply to trash my home town and make my teenaged fap material my wife.

Oh and I'd kill several people as teens with a sharp sword, clean beheadings.

I guess it's good that I can't go back...
 
hm. Difficult impossible to know if going back in time and changing certain things would make the 'present' better or worse. So I guess not.
 
On the plus side, if you've managed to go back in time once, then you'd presumably be able to repeat the journey if you accidentally made the present a bit shit.
 
I would go back to september 10, 2001 and call all the Jews in NY and tell them to stay home from work the next day. Then I would come back and troll the conspiracy message boards with "I know something you don't know" lol. Or maybe I'd go back to dallas on the grassy knoll and squeeze off a couple shots just to confuse people.

Come to think of it, if we develop time travel in our lifetimes, who's to say I haven't already done that? Haven't already will do that? Haven't yet to already do not yet but almost eventually that?

Ow I think I hurt my brain.
 
When time travel is invented the grassy knoll is going to be like woodstock
 
I reckon I'd go back to 1969 to watch the moon landings. Not so much to see the actual tv pictures, since I could do that now, but just to soak up the atmosphere and see what it was like to be alive at a time when a prosperous future in space looked feasible within that generation's lifetime. I suppose it'd be bittersweet, though, knowing how little progress there's been in terms of human spaceflight since then.
 
We got non stick frying pans, what more do you want?
 
I would go to the secret enclosed set where they filmed the moon landings lol.

I actually have a limited commemorative set of 8x10s released at the time of the first moon landing. Got it at a garage sale, I want to have them framed. It's a series of shots in chronological progression. Sweeet.
 
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