WILL SPARKLING VAMPIRES ROGER THE TOPLESS WEREWOLVES TO DEATH?

[Gagh]

IN THE FINAL TWIGLETS MOVIE, WILL THIS HAPPEN, BECAUSE IT IS A PROBLEM THAT NEEDS TO BE CONSIDERED BEFORE I COMPLETELY IGNORE THAT MOVIE LIKE I HAVE ALL THE OTHERS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Probably not.

The authors mormon and you know they're afraid of rogering.

 

[Gagh]

BUT ROGERING IS A GLOBAL PASSTIME

 

[Dr Dave]

Not for mormons.

 

[Gagh]

I THINK THAT SECRETLY IT IS, BUT THEY JUST DON'T TELL EVERYONE THAT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SCIENTOLOGY IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE IN EVERY WAY OKAY MISTER CRUISE I SAID IT YOU CAN STOP THREATENING TO ROGER MY CAT NOW, OH NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP IT TOM, GET OFF MY SOFA, STOP JUMPING UP AND DOWN, LOL, IT IS KIND OF FUNNY, MAYBE THIS MOMENT SHOULD BE PARODIED IN "MEET THE SPARTANS 2" OR SOME SHIT, ANYWAY, YEAH, GAGH, TWILIGHT, MORE LIKE "TRY HARD" LOL.

 

[Enkephalen]

Mormons are encouraged to roger and roger well! Look at the size of their families.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR MORAL BANKRUPCY.

 

[Cassie]

NO ROGERING ROGER IN THE CHURCH OF THE LATTER DAY SAINTS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FORMER DAY SAINTS?

 

[Dr Dave]

Two rogers for the price of one!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ROGER FROM THE ROGERING SOCIETY HAS LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO "NOT ROGER" SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T AUTOMATICALLY ASSOCIATE HIM WITH ROGERING, THIS DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE FUCKING LOVES TO ROGER AND DOES SO DAILY, HE JUST THINKS IT'S UNFAIR THAT HE GETS AN ADVANTAGE OVER OTHER ROGERERS BY BEING CALLED ROGER, IRONICALLY SINCE CHANGING HIS NAME NO ONE WILL LET HIM ROGER THEM, DESPITE HIS PLEAS AND BRIBES.