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WHY ZELDA WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
WHY WOULD YOU SUDDENLY STOP READING MY DISK WHEN I'M DOING THE SKYLOFT TEMPLE WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME TRIFORCE GODS WHY WHY WHY WHY AND NOW I HAVE TO BUY A NEW GAME BECAUSE MY DISK IS FUCKED UP AND I JUST WANT TO KILL EVERYTHING YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARDS






Ok, it's not really that serious, but it's fucking annoying.
 
Groose's manliness broke your disc. :(
 
LETS BLAME CURIOUSA2z!
 
So basically neither of you women are going to finish the game and I'll never have anyone to talk to about it (SAUSAGEMAN doesn't count obviously!)
 
Oh no, I'll finish it.

I put Twilight Princess in to make sure that it wasn't my Wii and started playing that. Very weird. I keep on doing Skyward Sword movements and it ain't working. BOOOOOOOOO
 
I don't know how I'll ever go back to play a non motion controlled Zelda now.

I'm sure I will though!
 
I will finish the game, as soon as this puppy gets over needing constant attention. I PROMISE.
 
Damned puppies! Pulling you in with their adorable faces and puppy breath!!
 
Zelda is more adorable than any animal.
 
What about a Zelda kitty???!!!!!!!!!

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KITTENS!!!!!!!! :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:

(what - it's my own personal kind of Tourette's...)
 
Imagine a big box stuffed full of kittens.
 
sounds like something Schroedinger's pms'ing daughter would drream of. Or Clem when he's broke.
 
Ok, we are back in business. Although when I thought it was a corrupt file, I deleted and started all over again, so now I'm just in Eldin Volcano.

Got through Lord G quicker because I know how to fuck him up, but the game is still a challenge AND I LIKE THAT IN A ZELDA GAME FUCK THAT SKYRIM WHICH I PLAYED WEHRE THERE'S NO END IN SIGHT AND YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN IF YOU GET BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE ALDJD;ALKJSDL;FJASLDKJFLASDJFLKASJDFLJASLDFJASDJRIOQWEURPOIWUEORIUJF SDFLKCJV,XZCVKSDNFK;NXCVNL;
 
MORE PEOPLE should play it.
 
Did you know you to can have puppy breath by simply nursing a lactating dog?
 
Did you know you to can have puppy breath by simply nursing a lactating dog?

The free milk isn't too bad either!
 
Exactly. Looks like all positives to me.
 
I haven't turned my Wii on for weeks. I'm concerned.
 
I haven't turned mine on since I got this infernal puppy.
 
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