Why must humans be RIDDLED WITH FAULTS?

[CaptainWacky]

I can't find anything attractive, I will never marry, none of you are good enough for me, I should be a demi-god at the very least, life is a joke, etc?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CaptainWacky evolving into ADMIRALWACKY???

My heart is Palpatining!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I demand perfection in others.

 

[Gagh]

ADMIRALS LOUNGE FOR WACKY'S FIRST ORGASM (HE IS GOING TO EVOLVE INTO NATALIE PORTMAN).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie is probably the ONLY person I'd let live.

 

[Gagh]

What if she has a tattoo of Firecock on her back, that is covered by makeup before every movie / public appearance?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't deal in "what ifs"!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Natalie farted at 3AM last night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It smelled of roses.

 

[Gagh]

WHAT IF JANAE & SKY LEZZED UP WITH NATALIE? WHO WOULD WIN?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Everyone?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They are imperfect, flawed, I'd rather watch Natalie fuck Boyd in Harold's pool WITH KARL AND SUSAN WATCHING IN THE BUSHES.

 

[Gagh]

HAH! YOU KNOW NOT WHO THE AUSTRALIAN SOAP ACTRESSES ARE. But yeah. We'd all win, but you wouldn't care!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CARE FOR ALL HUMANKIND JUST DONT ALL JUMP INTO BED WITH ME OK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

reao

 

[Dr Dave]

Natalie farted at 3AM last night.

then she went poop!

 

[Ishcabittle]

it smelled of lilacs. farts = roses, shits = lilacs (provided it's coming out of natalie's butt.

 

[Dr Dave]

Lilac!

 

[Bickendan]

it smelled of lilacs. farts = roses, shits = lilacs (provided it's coming out of natalie's butt.

The way it stands, Lohan's in Monkey's ass (as detailed at Lonaf), and Lilac's apparently in Natalie Portman's ass.

 

[Dr Dave]

So much ass...